Super Mario 128

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Super Mario 128 is an elusive game, only seen in the wild by Shigeru Miyamoto and a select group of Asian schoolgirls. It is the successor to the blockbuster hit Mario Moonshine. It has been announced year in, year out, and has succeeded in surpassing it's two major competitors in the race for Most Delayed Game Since Daikatana (these being Starcraft Ghost and STALKER. Note that Duke Nukem Forever isn't in the race, as it only applies to games that WILL eventually be released).

[edit] Delays

Because of angry fans, Nintendo has issued press releases explaining why the game is late. Experts theorize that by the time the game will be ready, Oprah, along with the entire cast of The View, will have consumed the world.

[edit] 2003

The game was due to be shown at E3 in 2003, but was held back because Shigeru Miyamoto was attempting to take over the world using exploding tampons. It took the might of Hiroshi Yamauchi to convince Miyamoto that this idea was stupid and that further delays would cause him to be stripped of his Internet privileges.

[edit] 2004

Their were rumours that the game would be shown at E3 in 2004. According to Nintendo's press release, Reggie Fils-Aime accidentally kicked the asses and took the names of the SM128 development team. Being ass- and name-less, they could not finish their work, forcing Nintendo to resort to hiring monkeys once more. The last Nintendo product produced by monkeys was Mario Party 6. And every Party before that, as well.

[edit] 2005

The game was DEFINITELY going to be shown at E3 in 2005, along with the next gen console and games. It was later revealed that Miyamoto had wired the game with explosives to prevent anyone from stealing his ideas, thus triggering several Terrorism Detectors®, and therefore failing to make it into the convention hall. The beta copy of Super Mario 128 currently resides in Area 51, along with a working Nintendo Revolution.

[edit] Speculations

It is often speculated what '128' could mean. Among the more popular distilled meanings are:

• Took 128 years to finish.
• 128 monkeys worked on this.
• The game's price tag. Optimists hope that it will be 128 yen.
• "I have killed 128 people for calling me Shigsy". This theory is not without controversy.