Super Mario World
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Super Mario World is a video game released in 1000 A.D. In this game Mario, the main character has to stop George W. Bush from taking over China along with stopping his 7 kids, Conan O'Brien, Mike Myers, Paris Hilton, OJ Simpson, Samuel L. Jackson, Micheal Jackson, and Ronald McDonald.
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[edit] Gameplay
Mario has a World Map, which shows all the countries he can go to. he has to pick a level that is next or that is already cleared to play, as if he plays a level that's next he unlocks the next level. (Which should be obvious to you, Dumbass.) There are secret levels too, there are Tourist levels, and there's Terrorist levels too. At the end of each World, the character has to fight one of George W. Bush's sons. (George W. Bush himself in the final world) till he wins.
[edit] Worlds
World 1: USA; The most shittastic country of them all. Enemies: Fat guys, Southern people, and retarded kids. Boss: O.J. Simpson
World 2: Poland; The country that John Kerry forgot. Enemies: Loud, Static YTMNDs and Polish people. Boss: Mike Myers
World 3: Germany; The country infested by Nazis. Enemies: Nazis Sub Boss: Adolf Hitler Boss: Micheal Jackson
World 4: Russia; Full of Communists. Enemies: Communists and Russian Reversers. Sub Boss: Joseph Stalin Boss: Ronald McDonald
World 5: Middle East; The Terrorist Area. Enemies: Terrorists. Sub Boss: Osama Bin Laden Boss: Samuel L. Jackson
World 6: Japan; Pwns all other countries. Enemies: Sumos, Hot Anime Chicks, Samurai, and Ninjas. Boss: Paris Hilton
World 7: China; The land of the weird. Enemies: Weird Chinese People. Sub Boss: Conan O'Brien Boss: George W. Bush
[edit] Power-Ups
McDonalds: (Found in Worlds 1 and 6.) Mario becomes fatter and can take an extra hit.
Eye Beams: (Found in World 3.) Mario becomes a Nazi that can shoot eye beams.
Planes: (Found in World 5.) Mario becomes a terrorist and can use a plane to fly.
Kitten: (Found in all Worlds.) Mario can ride a kitten and huff it to kill enemies.
