Super Mime Strike Force

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Trust the Cheese Eating, Wine Guzzling Surrender monkeys to FCUK a flag up, eh?

The Super Mime Strike Force(SMSF) is a joint military venture of the war dodging pussy nations of France and Canada. The idea behind the SMSF is to kick the shit out of any warmongering redneck types, usually American Tourists.

[edit] WEAPONS AND VEHICLES OF THE SMSF

The Super Mime Strike Force have an array of weapons at their disposal, these include:

Invisible Cheese Wire
Invisible Rope (A favourite with the senior members
Invisible Sperm Gun (How the fuck do they breed!?!?!?!)
French Baguette (Also doubles as rations and special toy when on Special BDSM Operations)

The Super Mime Strike Force have a bunch of vehicles which cannot withstand a leaf landing on it, yet alone a riot of warmongering redneck type septics:

Clown Car (With little gay pink polkadots)
Banana Car (Just like the one in that Foxtrot Uniform...errm....Cocksucker...errrm....you kno what song im on about)
Panda Car (Yes! you can buy cars shaped like animals now, i want one, is there a dealership by anyone. If so, let me know!)
French Baguette Car (Also doubles as special toy)

A SMSF Scout spots some unnatended wine

[edit] HOW TO JOIN THE SUPER MIME STRIKE FORCE

Fuck knows...i dont really care, im just going to lie and say they have recruitment offices in every bakery in France and every Ice Hockey Stadium or whatever in Canada. You don't want to join up anyway....you would have more fun by putting 5 red ants and 5 black ants in a box and watch them murder each other.

[edit] FAMOUS MEMBERS OF THE SUPER MIME STRIKE FORCE

Fuck knows, I don't really care, yada yada yada, stop asking me these questions!. They are all a bunch of n00bs anyway. GHANDI! Was he a member? Nah. NOEL EDMUNDS! Oh, nah, he isn't, he's part of the Anti-Chav Militia or something. Go to the library, read a book.

Actualy, come to think of it, Silent Bob is an ex-member, why else is he always silent?

Silent Bob (Represented by an actor here) is an Ex-SMSF member

[edit] RECENT SUPER MIME STRIKE FORCE GOINGS ON

Now, these n00bs are highly secretive (well, they am n00bs and dont want their freinds, who are probably n00bs themselves, to know), so for all you know, you could be a member and not even know it, (YOU N00b), and because of this, not much is known about what they do. It is believed that they are the Dukes of Dork who actually sunk the Rainbow Elf Lord, the Greenpeace ship, which just shows how much of pussies these n00bs are.

(By the way, if you have never heard of Rainbw Elf Lord, its because it didn't exist...and the large quantity of nuclear waste that was on it, to be dumped in the north pole, didn't exist)

Other than that, the SMSF are a boring bunch of pricks really.