Supersarcasm

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(to be or not to be confused with Extreme Sarcasm)

“Supersarcasm is almost as good as donuts.”

~ Homer Simpson on Supersarcasm

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Supersarcasm is a dangerous form of advanced wit, used for humour only by trained specialists. It is a highly developed form of sarcasm, invented in 1968 after events of the Cold War prompted investment into humour-based espionage by both sides. Humor specialists consider supersarcasm to be superior to extreme sarcasm, much in the way that an Uzi is superior to a water pistol. Also, analogies suck. A sarcastic person generally means the opposite of what they say; for example they may say "Great idea!" to a person they're speaking to, implying via their tone or mannerisms that they are, in fact, disagreeing.

A Supersarcastic person instead states the exact opposite of the sarcastic version of the remark which they were going to make. It may appear to a layman that they are making an honest statement. Once the Supersarcasm specialist has replied to enough statements supersarcastically to generate sufficient quantum flux, he/she will yell "ZING!" This releases compressed sarcastic energy as an electrical charge, which will generally instantly kill or severely brain-damage the victim.

Sarcasm has been known to change into Supersarcasm in phone booths.

"This is an example of Supersarcasm." ~James Dean

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(The problem here is that this "cow explodes from milk" thing is actually awesome.)

"No, seriously, Thank You for blowing up my bathroom." ~Evil Pizza