Susan B Anthony
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Susan B. Anthony, was a frontrunner in the Civil Liberty and Sexual Revolution of the 1960's in the United States. She was also known as Susie B., not to be confused with cousin/sister Susie Q., a large, custard filled snack cake invented by John Fogarty in the late 1960s to battle a hernia.
Born a Quaker, Susan grew out of her Puritan upbringing to explore her overweight, short haired lumberjack lesbian that was blooming inside her.
She was deeply involved with baggers at some point in her life, although when exactly is not known. Anthony also Chaired the 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York which established the early guidelines for Uncyclopedia.
She brought extremist radical ideas to the forefront of society, like equal rights for women, including suffrage, and the right to refuse to make dinner or have sex. She gathered thousands of supporters and even had backing in Washington DC.
Eventually Congress gave women their rights in 1971, but like communism, this worked better in theory than in practice. Women's Suffrage was repealed 9 years later in 1980, officially ending both the revolution and the politically charged 70s.
Today she can be found where she belongs (In either the kitchen or the bedroom).
[edit] Interesting Facts
B. Anthony's middle initial stands for Brownell.
The United States cuts down government spending by 1.2 billion dollars a year, by recycling laundry machines and hiring women, a.k.a. laundry machines. These Laundry machines are also used as dishwashers.
- NOTE* the person before who put that it was left blank and then a burn is an asshole, who doesn't care about women's rights. so go and burn urself, will yah?
