Sweatshop/Menswear

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	Sweatshop shirt Get that man some more water, because that shirt is hot! Buttons guaranteed not to drop off during first six months[1]. £5.99UK
	Grey Fleece, Jeans Be bad. Bad to the bone. And look good whilst doing so in this manly fleece and stone-washed jeans combo. Crutches not included. Fleece: £7.99UK Jeans: £6.99UK
	Grey trousers Relax, take your shoes off, play a board game in the street. You have the kind of freedom that you can only get from Sweatshop's expertly tailored grey trousers. 100% cotton. £7.99UK
	Brown beanie hat If your head is feeling cold and you want to keep it warm whilst staying "cool", then this hat is the way to go. Yeah! [2] £4.99UK

1. ↑ Failure to live up to guarantee is not grounds for a refund. See Refunds.
2. ↑ All models under 40 years of age, due to local life expectancies.