Sydney race riots
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“If the rioters hate aussies...why were they calling out "Fuck aussies". Is sex an expression of hatred?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Sydney Race Riots
The Sydney race riots occurred in Cronulla, a beach area near Sydney, Australia in December 2005. The riots were sparked after a gang of white neo-nazis joined a group of New Zealander protesters after completing their mindless machismo at the Indy chanting "Fuck Libs" (short for the Liberal Party of Australia). Due to the accent of the protesters it actually sounded like the racial slur "Fuck aussies", causing a sudden convergence of the white supremecists on the location. When interviewed about why they were campaigning a neo-Nazi spokesperson answered, "These immigrants. They come here to our country and don't respect what we, the true Australians hold dear." Like most of the white supremecists the spokesperson ignored the fact that the "true" Australians had been there for over 40,000 years, had a totally different societal and religious structure to the Anglo-Saxons and, respected the environment and furthermore, would probably be the last race on earth to join any white supremecist movement. However Aboriginal society was entirely bereft of civilisation, thus leading to the rightful conclusion that Aboriginals are actually a breed of snail.
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[edit] Criticism
[edit] Criticised by the Prime Minister
John Howard, the prime minister of Australia, expressed deep concern for the events at Cronulla. To quote Mr. Howard, "What we have seen here is totally un-Australian and against all values that I hold dear. We are a nation of 20 million and yet only 5000 people had the pride to stand up and riot and even so only a small number of people were bashed. We have a proud history of rebellion and rioting, such as the Eureka Stockade of old. It is shameful that our violence and drunken thuggery has become a half-hearted effort. Furthermore, I find it distressing that only members from the Middle Eastern, Greek, and Italian communities were assualted. We live in a multicultural society and, in order to rectify this problem, it is essential that all non-Australian races are targeted.
[edit] Criticism from others cities of Australia
Critics from the other cities of Australia have labelled the events as being the fault of drunken bogans and not true patriots. Tommo-Dean Wilson-Boory, one of the rioters had this to say in response, "Mate! Them fags in them other states always ripping on us. This is about pride mate. I ain't a bogan. None of me mates are bogans. So what the fuck is them cunts on about. Mate if I sees any of 'em I swear I'll say to em 'Hey youse cunts. Get fucked.' Then I'd get me mates into me car and we'd drive over all their's fag cities and show em."
To quote any random Aussie on their thoughts on the race riots "Maaaaaate farkin' wogs deserved it mate, bloody camel-rooters goin' to our beaches and stealin' our beer." Pfft... no shit you rednecks, we're trying to help you but if you decide to die of liver poisoning go ahead.
[edit] Facts
All aussies who paraded around Cronulla shirtless with racist slogans written on their chests and aussie flags sticking out of their back pockets are, in fact, the leaders of tomorrow. Studies show that white people have the largest brain capacity on average and therefore gives them a distinct advantage over their rival sub-species.
