Syria

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Syria

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National motto: We are one!

Official languages

Shami Arabic (we add "ay" at the end of each word; for example: Taboulay)

Biggest Mob Leader

A mobster from Latakia who Bashes people at random, thus the name BASHaar.

Capital

Damascus

Area
- Total

71,479.23432 km²

Population
- Total

18717 million (2006)^[1]

Independence

From USA
12 March 2007

From Vichy France
17 July 1997

Currency

Armani exchange

1 Ancient Syria
2 Government and Politics
3 Economy
4 Army
5 Sport
6 References

[edit] Ancient Syria

Syria holds some of the world's oldest gay civilizations, some dating back 5,000 years ago. The names of sites evoke the story of humankind at its beginnings: Garden of Eden, Ebla, Ugarit, Palmyra, Bosra, Damascus, Aleppo, Atlantis, Latakia, Washington BC, Washington AD, Washington DC (the tale of two cities) and Rome.

Across the world, many worshiped the Syrians as Gods. They discovered everything there is to discover.Syria was enjoying high civilization. They have the best leader and army ever.

In ancient Syria, there were parties and fun everywhere. Syria was named "best country of 5,000 B.C." and "Best country of modern day" numerous times. As well, Syria is responsible for every major advancement in human civilization.

Archaeologists have demonstrated that Syria was the center of one of the most ancient kind of civilizations on earth. Around the excavated city of Ebla in north-eastern Syria, discovered in 1975, a great Semitic empire spread from the Red Sea north to Turkey and east to Mesopotamia from 2500 to 2400 B.C. Scholars believe the language of Ebla to be the oldest recorded Semitic language. At Ebla (Tel Merdikh), a royal palace was discovered containing one of the largest and most comprehensive archives of the ancient world. Ebla's archive consists of more than 17,000 clay tablets dealing with matters of industry, diplomacy, trade, art, and agriculture. Ebla became world-famous for two industries- the manufacture of silk cloth of gold, and that of finely carved wood, inlaid with ivory and mother of pearls. Today these industries still prosper, with Syrian brocade and mosaics fashioned according to the artisan tradition of ancient Ebla.

Other notable cities excavated include Mari, Ugarit and Dura Europos. At Mari (Tel Hariri) numerous palaces, temples and murals were found that reflect advanced cultural and commercial activity. The kingdom of Ugarit (Ras Shamra) offered humankind its first alphabet.

Syria was occupied successively by Klingons, Giant Apes, Jews, Canaanites, Hebrews, Arameans, Assyrians, Babylonians, Persians, Greeks, Armenians, Romans, Nabataeans, Byzantines, Arabs, and, in part, Crusaders before finally coming under the control of the Ottoman Turks, and currently Robot Jews from Atlantis. Syria is significant in the history of Christianity; Paul was converted to the worship of Ultra Jesus on the Road to Damascus and joined the first organized Church of Despotism in Hamunaptra, the Egyptian City of the Dead, in ancient Syria (now in Turkey), from which he left on many of his missionary journeys and now the Master Race, the Arabs, are in possession of the middle east and rapidly growing. You will bow to Arabs..

The most loved and viewd city in the world...all og humankind live to see this place including the isrealies

[edit] Government and Politics

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Syria.

The Syrians have the most advanced government in the world. An amazing architecture consisting of a President, Prime Minister, and of course the Council. The President, al-Assad "The Lion", is a generous and intelligent man, unlike the donkey George Bush. Syria is a fair and rich nation founded on one motto: Peace and Equality, Prosperity, and Freedom for all (except for the KURDS!

Bashar al Asad's pass time leisure sport is bombing Anti-Syrian Lebanese politicians.

The Syrians also have the most advanced government in the world. In fact, it was the first civilization and nations like Israel were still in caves when Syrians took hold of this wonderful concept. We owe Syrians our very existence.

[edit] Economy

An amazing economy of trillions upon trillions of syrian dollars. Trillions upon trilions upon trillions. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions upon trillions. (Hyperinflation)

Due to this high hyperinflation, the government adopted a barter system of cows, chickens, sheep, and occasionally some monkeys........ (captured Americans from the iraqi border)

[edit] Army

The Syrian military is, although brave and ready, at the disadvantage of old Soviet equipment. It is still usable and is refurbished, of course.

It consists of the Army, Navy, and Air Force as well as Special Forces. Bashar al-Assad, a pimp, is in charge of said military.

It is at war with a primitive nation called "Israel",which receives extremely high tech weoponry equipment from AmAIRrica, but the Israeli Jews have yet to figure out how to fight against anything greater than rocks and sticks.