System Shock

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System Shock not to be confused with System Shuck (the farm simulator) is part of a vast underground resistance to upgrading technology. While at first this may not make much sense due to the fact that the game takes place in the distant future of 20xx-something. The fact of the matter is that SHODAN the interactive version of Aunt B. from the Andy Griffian show throughtout the entire game states that the only thing that will let you take her on a date (which is the only clear goal of the games) is to downgrade to a floppy drive (5.25" will do because the disks are BLACK!) and some how connect that Nintendo Power fist so you can use it as a mouse (this is needed for the intense date scene later on the 4th floor near the cyborg-conversion chamber).

The Young Life of a Poor Boy Named System Shock

I once saw a cock fight between Looking Glass and Bullfrog. I put money of Bullfrog, but was stabbed in the back by a Turk and never saw the end of the fight. - Oscar Wilde on System Shock

Back in nineteen hundred and I forget how many small ones, there was a man named Looking Glass Studios. He was a powerful man, who has spawned few children, but everyone feared him. Looking carried a very big stick, and by big stick we all know I mean massive truncheon. Because that's what sticks are, when they're big and used to bludgeon people to death. In alleys.

Looking Glass liked prostitutes. In fact, he liked them so much that he was often to be found prowling about the streets, looking for one who might take his money and have his children. Luckily for him, and for this story, he met a rather pretty whore by the name of Edna. I forget her last name, but I know it began with an A. Antioch or Agamemnon or something like that. But we all called her EA. "Rally round and tag ol' EA," we used to say.

EA liked Looking Glass's hearty smile and winning ways, and especially enjoyed the size of his game development team. Five fat men around, it seemed to her, and three tall, thin men long. This was as large a development team as she'd ever had, so EA ran around and told all her friends. Everyone wanted a piece of Looking's team.

But alas and alack, EA got pregnant. You might think that this must be the point of prostitutes, as all they do is have the sex, and the only reason to have the sex is to make games, but you would be wrong. Dead wrong. EA had never really planned on having Looking Glass's child, only wanting him around so she could pretend to have some class. Still, abortions weren't legal back then, so she carried the babe to term.

This child's name was System Shock, a bastard if ever there was one. Smarter than his cousin Doom, livelier than Heretic and his older brother Hexen, who lived down the street, System Shock somehow never really became popular. Some claim that it was because he was actually three-dimensional, and depth scared the other children.

Which remains true to this day.