TEO
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TEO - LDK is company which delivers great, high-speed internet and telephone connections to LDK (either known as Lithuania or Litva). This company is favourite and greatly respected by Lithuanian people.
[edit] About the company
Te'Leekomas was a former company of TEO - LDK. The name was changed when Evil bought 51 % of company's shares. As the company's manager had changed TEO - LDK greatly improved speed, quality, reliability of internet connections and also reduced prices of their services. Now on telephone channels you will no more hear the strange noises, other people's speeches and disturbance of LDK Nacional Security listening devices.
[edit] Technologies
TEO - LDK uses new generation, ground-breaking, ultra high-tech, sci-fi devices to serve internet as it's hot. The main device is SWITCH/ROUTER "SUPADUPA 3000" which was created by engineers of "CysCo systems". This device allow users to reach ultra high-speed connection - 10 bit/s (To imagine this speed I'll make an example for you - with this speed you can download new movies like "Chucktrix" faster than a 18 years). One more great invention is reduced latency of internet (a.k.a. PING). With new generation modulators-demodulators latency is less than a 30 mins. Can you imagine that?!
