TQ Digital
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“Nothing new...”
~ Typical Player on Anything from TQ
TQ, or The Queers, specializes in sewage services. A tiny branch, mostly of monkeys, have formed a game administration team. With Frank Chen selected as their master, TQ is known for their premium crap services, masking their strength in sewage services.
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[edit] History
TQ was founded in June 6, 666 BC by sixty nine cavemen with dreams of underground crap systems. The ancestors of Frank Chen passed the love of their job until Frank Chen, or Fchen, came across, one day in the sewers, a shit-colored sludge holding two used condoms engage a battle with another sludge throwing shit. He decided to hire high school students to design a game based on his sightings. Based on his dreams to 'conquer' the sewers, he decided to name the game, Conquer.
Currently, Conquer Online has over 665 active users, as many bot programs were sold in the grey market.
[edit] Discovery of the Interwebs
After the Interwebs were discovered, TQ changed to TQ Digital, also known as Digital Queers (Q). They started adding "Online" to the name of every game they currently own.
Most of the income went from funding for normal things to Frank Chen's subscriptions to numerous porn sites.
[edit] Staff
The staff is composed of monkeys and inept asian workers with no experience on how to run a company. Due to the low levels of intelligence, they have incorporated high-priced management systems (with no idea how to secure them properly) in an attempt to fool their players into thinking they are very intelligent. At a recent meeting, they actually figured the combined IQs of their staff to be 10: which leads us to believe only 9 people were at the meeting (Fchen has an IQ of 0, and some others were in the negative range).
[edit] Did you know?
- - The most common username/password combination on their websites is admin/admin.
[edit] Headquarters
Anther not-straight branches are located in Woheigay, China and SadarmiCity, Japan. They provide the same crap as they do in the USA.
[edit] Income
The income is very unstable. Their income are based on online game scams. Usage of their income are as follows:
-69% Headquarter structural maintainance
-8% Porn sites subscriptions
-3% Everyday life spendings
-20% Vacations/Office decorations
[edit] Eudemons Online
Eudemons Online is a piece of shit mmo and was the result of Frank Chen's browsing habits. As he grew tired of seeing Asain porn (with smaller penises), he eventually grew tired and decided to explore more. Eventually, he explored European penises. The size encouraged him to start a new game, or rip off from Conquer Online, Eudemons Online.
