Talk:Barack Obama

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C'mon, Can You smell what Barack is cook'n? Edit this page!

Hey, this article is getting progressively lamer and unfunny. I tried some edits, then someone tried to reverse them. Its also slanted so it doesnt make fun of obama that much. I just think this article needs some work! User:Cobriaclord/sig

Don't you mean that the article should be changed to better suit your political ideology? Other than working towards that, all you added were some penis and gay jokes. Not exactly the kind of satire we look for here... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:14, Aug 18

What the hell are you talking about? this is uncyclopedia, it should make no sense at all. Any penis jokes are welcomed :<

I don't mind a crude joke if it's well-executed and intelligent, but just claiming someone is gay, or mentioning their penis in the most obscene way you can think of is not a joke. Unless, of course, you are on the playground in 4th grade, in which case it makes you hilarious. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:50, Aug 21

I don't really have the editing skills for this, but it might be interesting to fashion this page after Obama's website. Then substitute something like "Give me money! I need it to crusade against Washington lobbyism!" for "Donate now!" The "Issues" tab could link to a random page, since Obama is notoriously vague in his stances. I dunno, good idea? Love:M.D

I don't think he is vague in his stances at all. That's Hillary's profession. So that part wouldn't be very funny. Your other ones are okay. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 75.18.183.22 (talk • contribs)

Agreed. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 16:22, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm voting for Obama and I don't think he's vague either, but it'd still be funny.

I also don't think Hillary's a bitch, a liberal, or a communist, but the Hillary article still gives me a few good laughs. SteveSims 01:40, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Are you kidding me?! Hillary is a huge lib! If she isn't then I haven't heard her speak in like a day. If you cut her open World News seeps out. She is a hardcore liberal. Also don't vote for Obama, remember when he visited the troops? Well a sergant that was there says that he just blew them off and took pictures for the media. The only "Change" he gives is on his issues, whatever pleases the croud you know?

...Wow! Your flawless logic and cunning prose have won me over! I was gonna vote for Obama, you see. But, because of your brilliant insight, I'm changing my vote! I hope you feel extremely special. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:47, Aug 9

Well I think Ron Paul has diarreah! -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 14:23, May. 16, 2008

The ridiculous gushing and the over-the-top praise is hilarious. I’m black and I don’t really like Obama, (my candidate was Ron Paul) and won’t be voting this election. But I honestly believe we can make this page really funny if we ran with it, which I just did. I edited the out-of-date “Meet the Candidate” theme (the election is literally three weeks away!) and replaced it with a black lobbyist hacked page theme using the George W. Bush page as inspiration. I already created a fun “negative” page for Obama (Baraq Hussein Osama) using the George Dubya Bush page for inspiration.--Blackcracka 21:36, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Contents 1 uncyclopedia being unfair 2 Picture 3 The son of Saddam Hussein 4 Fire flower 5 Anti-Christ 6 Reverend Wright 7 Assassination 8 What, no picture of Baraka? 9 This Shit is Mad Whack! 10 Funny quote 11 Barack O'Bama 12 Barack, the Magic Negro. 13 What is this article, the Uncyclopedia goes soft? 14 Suggestions 14.1 Issues 15 Looks like Obama went to school with Waldo from Where's Waldo? 16 Obama

[edit] uncyclopedia being unfair

You can edit Hillary but you can't edit the presidential candidate Barack "Allah we Ackbar" Obama, come on!

I call him Obama bin laden!

Obama isn't a muslim so it wouldn't be very logical to add "Allah we Ackbar", and I'd consider it over-bias.

[edit] Picture

The Borat parody piucture of Obama is hilarious, and makes much better Parody. The current cover picture of this article may be very true, but it isn't funny because it is both true and not contrastingly absurd. The borat picture is.

How about this one? Obama will be 71 in 2032, McCain is 72 in 2008. [1]

[edit] The son of Saddam Hussein

Saddam Barack Hussein Osama is in fact the son of Saddam Hussein and the nephew of Osama bin Laden. Please unlock the article. These facts needs to be in. So Sorry in Solitude 03:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

The article is only semi-protected. Wait a few days, and you too can have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make yourself part of Barack Obama's history! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, Mar 22

[edit] Fire flower

Anyone else noticed that the picture of obama in that kenya-clothe thing kinda looks like Mario when he takes a fire flower?

you know he's gonna fuck the country, he just has a bunch of anti American douche bags to say ' nah trust us this nigga aight!'. more bad stuff needs to be written about him.

[edit] Anti-Christ

Obama is the anti-christ and I'm sure of it. It says the anti-christ will come out of nowhere, everyone will like them, and they'll rule for four years. Also, in 4 years it will be 2012, the year the Mayan calender ends. I'm not a very good writer so I'm sure I wouldn't do a good job adding that. If someone likes the idea I think it'd be a nice little addition, ya know?

I see some potential for humor here especially after hearing news reports about him being off on a cruise or somewhere during religious holidays. I'll give it a whirl but I'm better at writing than humor so bear with me. --Penny Pincher 04:36, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Obama can't be the AntiChrist, the AntiChrist will be a military genius. Obama, alas, it not, lulz

[edit] Reverend Wright

Jeez there has to be something that could be added on rev. wright and all the machinations of obama on same. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 67.85.114.146 (talk • contribs)

America's favorite angry black preacher has his own article. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 01:45, Jun. 2, 2008

[edit] Assassination

How come this article does not address the Obama assassination in 2009 by Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan? 69.124.52.198 23:10, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Because it's 2008? Seriously, what are you on, man?! Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan?!?! -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 23:13, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

LSD 69.124.52.198 02:43, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] What, no picture of Baraka?

Seriously, cmon.

Go to the Baraq Hussein Osama page. I put it there. --Blackcracka 21:36, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] This Shit is Mad Whack!

Wigga you done lost yo mind foo! Fix dis shit up now!

[edit] Funny quote

This is something i think you should add as a quote “No, but i did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night!”

~ Barack Obama on if he is experienced enough to run for president

Obama devours cock

[edit] Barack O'Bama

Such a nice Irish man from Chicago Illinois, a real church goer and even his Reverend Jeremiah Wright has nothing but nice things to say about him. He sounds like a modern day John F. Kennedy, so I wonder why people hate him so? :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:42, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Because he's "Black Irish"? ;) -- Limulus 05:36, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Aye you can hear him sing Irish Folk songs at Shenanigan's pub, and not a dry eye in the whole pub after he is finished singing. Good man that O'Bama be. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:50, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

So is O'Bama a Celtics fan? I heard that the Celtics, who are all of Irish ancestry as is obvious from their team name, use an Ancient Irish word meaning 'Good Free Linux' as their rallying cry. -- Limulus 00:09, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Barack, the Magic Negro.

At one point, there was a good YouTube vid with this song. Now it's gone. So if anyone can find a good Barack the Magic Negro vid, tell me.MrCleveland 16:27, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] What is this article, the Uncyclopedia goes soft?

The Uncyclopedia endorses a candidate?

Come on, this isn't scathing enough, it isn't full of mean insults, I would say the same thing if it were true of J. McCain's article.

If this wasn't primarily written by Obama supporters, than my name is Gregory MacDavat, it isn't.

This article isn't even funny, it is almost like a slightly garbled add for Obama, with a few stupid, lame jokes that actually boaster his reputation. ___________________________ Greg, distant cousin of Obama (no kidding) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.108.165.65 (talk • contribs)

First thing's first: sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~).

Second thing's first: New stuff goes at the bottom.

The aim of an Uncyclopedia article should not be to be controversial or "scathing"; the aim is to be funny. How one goes about that task is up to the author(s). Very often, it is funnier to be outwardly nice to someone/something whilst alluding to the satirical point of the article. See Robert Mugabe, as another example of this approach in action. This article does a pretty good job of satirising Obama's inoffensively vapid approach to politics as well as referencing the drug stuff. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:50, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh really. By the way, Clark Kent, do you ever watch funny comedy shows like the Daily Show (known for skewering politians), or Mad TV, or stand up comedy? I'd say it isn't very often that being outwardly nice and behaving like a sap with secret ill intentions is funny. Imitating Barack's vapid approach is still vapid and boring, not funny. --OrkaWinfrey 05:38, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Dear OW,

Humor is subjective.

Love, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:42, Aug 8

Exactly. Subjective to change! --OrkaWinfrey 05:45, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Right! So go write your version of Barack's page, put it up for Pee Review, and if it gets a good score then replace this one. See you in a few days. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:46, Aug 8

Dear everyone

MadTV isn't funny.

Love, -RAHB 05:47, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

It's like Uncyclopedia. 1 out of 20 skits is f*ucking hilarious. And since when do changes to Uncyclopedia entries have to be cleared through pee review? Love, --OrkaWinfrey 05:51, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

When rewriting an article, it's typically proper etiquette to put it through pee review, especially if the page has no rewrite tag. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:54, Aug 8

I tried to put a rewrite tag on this article more than once but they don't seem to stick. I'm not about to rewrite an apparently protected article. --OrkaWinfrey 06:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

If the new version is good enough, I'll gladly unprotect the page for you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:08, Aug 8

For some reason, politics and humor don't seem to go hand in hand anymore. Maybe the state of our country has become too serious to make fun of the candidates using old people jokes or black humor (no pun intended) to invalidate them. None of it seems funny anymore because we really do need someone to take charge and make some changes. I just can't find anything funny about either candidate and cringe at the discriminatory humor lately. Let someone else try to make this page funny, but I doubt it's possible given the current situation. --OrkaWinfrey 04:28, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

Seriously, I need to add on to this right here. This Obama article isn't even remotely funny. I'll take this right here. "It was at this time that Obama began to experiment with behavior-altering substances (such as genuine Hawaiian lava and poi)." Seriously?! Obama admits to have done COCAINE and thats the best thing anyone has ever written about him? It's also in dire need a serious update. Yes, yes, I'm absolutely for the whole 'if you want it done, then do it yourself' policy so within 24 hours I'm going to do this thing right. Seriously, this is the last time I want to see something factual, like "This article is about Barack Obama, the presidential candidate whose first name means "blessed" in Shona." at the top of a page. Seriously, McCain's is absolutely hysterical and this is a Jimmy Fallon SNL skit at best. I mean... seriously. -Patricoo 8:25, 28 August 2008 ((PS - minor edit: Rereading makes me think I sound angry. I'm not, but I'm going to leave my post as is. I still think this page could be much... much funnier.))

If the premise sucks than the article does too. Good luck changing it though. It's like this article has a f*ucking bouncer. Also, Obama is difficult to make fun of because he seems so sincere. This man of Kenyan roots with a deeply prejudiced Hawaiin gramma is kind of tricky to track down. Someone needs to look up the Hawaiin connection and find out how he wound up in the most expensive state to live in the whole country. Was he ever really poor? Why was white gramma able to pay $4.00 for a loaf of bread in the 1970's? FOLLOW the $$$. Can he really identify with the dirt poor recipients of food stamps or food pantry handouts? And what about Grandpa? Haven't heard a word about him. Is he dead? Anything is funnier than the "meet the candidate" format. We need to find out what's funny about Obama and his ideas and stop depending on the news to give us the spotty history. --OrkaWinfrey 06:00, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Lol I hope OBama Wins!(I'm sorry, But I Just Don't Like McCain.) Lol Every One Check out this Clip On YouTube ----> [2] --70.161.7.58 00:14, 10 August 2008 (UTC)NiggaHomeGirl No spam, please, kthxbai? DJ Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and more Imperanon. Also in red. 03:29, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

I've said this at the top of the page but I'll repeat it hear, you know, because people don't like to read. The ridiculous gushing and the over-the-top praise is hilarious. I’m black and I don’t really like Obama, (my candidate was Ron Paul) and won’t be voting this election. But I honestly believe we can make this page really funny if we ran with it, which I just did. I edited the out-of-date “Meet the Candidate” theme (the election is literally three weeks away!) and replaced it with a black lobbyist hacked page theme using the George W. Bush page as inspiration. I already created a fun “negative” page for Obama (Baraq Hussein Osama) using the George Dubya Bush page for inspiration.--Blackcracka 21:36, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Suggestions

[edit] Issues

Current quote - "Our economic fortunes are changing! We must remain optimistic, however, and not let ourselves be discouraged from buying shiny things. " Suggested addition - "... and hope we have enough change to pay the credit card bill, in the future." - 99.135.11.7 11:31, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

Any reason why the links da:Barack Obama de:US-Präsidentschaftskandidat Barack Obama ja:バラック・オバマ id:Barack Obama it:Barack Obama pt:Barack Obama are on Baraq Hussein Osama's page. They should be removed there and placed here - as all of those pages link back to this one, not to Baraq Hussein Osama. The pt:Obama Lan Biden page is the only to belong as a link to Baraq Hussein Osama. --66.102.80.212 17:47, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Looks like Obama went to school with Waldo from Where's Waldo?

[edit] Obama

These article needs help. Why not write it likes it 50 years in the future? Tell it like everything that all the right wing conservatives are afraid Obama will do has happened.

Senator Obama inspects the Guangdong Countryside. [IMG]