Talk:Cincinnati, Ohio

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You know, Racism isn't Dada at all. If you'd like to post about how you believe that cincinnati is over-run by those darned darkies, you can buy a livejournal account.

"Cincinnati used to be a beautiful city but has since become Detroit on the Ohio since being over run by the Jessie Jackson Extortionist Brigade and every other liberal blue balled genetically defective leftist entitlement freak. This is where weak minorities get coddled and black folks can continue to enjoy their new slave status as whining victims. The town is run by an affirmative action recruited town council and all the good companies are moving out. P&G continues in it's role as corporate subversive by playing into all of the multi-cultural voodoo trash. Nope, some idiot, probably with blue balls, will come along and delete this and put their asinine lies up - that's all liberals know how to do is revise the history of this country until it fits into their hate-America agenda. So, whatever blue-balled, yellow-spined liberal coward comes and erases this, may you and your children know intimately each and every nightmare that you fear and may those nightmares eat your sanity to the bones.

I wonder what defective fabric this generation of "sensitive", we-are-the-world-folks are made of. The kind of folks who edit this crap, the ones that scurry around Cincinnati like roaches, assisting the race hucksters in their tear down of a once decent town.

They are such puppets for their leftist masters and they actually think they are unique. It is their defective and depleted spirits that suck the life out of any city that they bring their ugly art troupes and scabby students and "alternative press flunkies" into. The 'City Beat gene pool', if you will, which tells me that the human race needs to purge itself soon.

If only all of the oh-so-sensitive, easily offended, bleeding frigging hearts can go to California, and if it is a good day, the "big one" will commence and deliver all of you PC wraiths into an endless, bloody abyss,including the de-balled robots who re-edit this. That would be a good purge. Great day dream, anyway

But, if they are going to keep telling lies about Cinci, I'll just keep commenting on the nature of their worthless being. "

See, the whole point of the site is telling lies. Of course, perhaps by highlighting racism and homophobia I wasn't as much telling the sort of positive lies everyone is looking for. Or perhaps I wasn't telling lies at all.

Anyway, your screed isn't funny, or absurd. Though it may qualify as hyperbole, it's too much vitriolic invictive for the uncyclopedia.

[edit] I love this article

I've lived in Cincinnati for 16 years, and I think this is hilarious. I especially like the "Things To Do In Cincinnati" section.