Talk:Climate change
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The SPOV of this article is all wrong. It should ridicule the politically-motivated lobby advocating the Kyoto Treaty and other ridiculous measures, not the other side.
What article? It says internal database error, just like all the other articles I've clicked on this morning.
I removed most of the politically correct crap.
- And replaced it with random and unfunny crap... I'm sorry to tell you, but you've crappified the article... Thanks a lot, anonymous IP!!!! *hmphs* --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NS|+S 22:07, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
- C'mon, admit it, at least the part about Santa Claus fighting against global warming is funny.
[edit] The cause for climate change
The only cause for the climate change are windmills.
This becomes evident when you take a look at an average windmill farm:
The windmills take the wind out of the atmosphere, thus they slow down the natural global exchange of air:
On the equator the sunshine warms up the air, the air expands, becomes lighter, rises to higher levels of the atmosphere and drifts to the North where, in the polar region, the air cools down and contracts and falls down to the ground where it starts flowing back to the equator.
A windmill farm blocks this natural flow of air streams, the engergy contained in a wind stream is taken to move the windmill, the wind slows down and logically the warm air cannot get to the polar region to cool down.
News about ozone, carbonmonoxide, the nuisance of cars, refrigerators and cheap flights are only a way to distract us from the obvious truth: that it`s not the industry, but the devilish technique of windmills that take our planet`s breath away.
