Talk:Football
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[edit] Wow, I'm surprised
there isn't more contention here about the "true meaning" of this or that word, like on Wikipedia's football article. I suppose I'm proud of my fellow Americans for not demonstrating the stereotype that we don't know what football is for the planet called "Earth"… although a look at the article's edit history might tell a different story. — Lenoxus 03:40, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Merging?
I think this article need to be merged with war. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 83.117.146.36 (talk • contribs)
[edit] Rewrite
- The article as-is is fugly. I might think about rewriting it. Jedibob5 22:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes this article needs to be rewritten, perhaps about a sport that people care about.
[edit] Italians and their falling
Should there be mention of this? They are renown for falling when touched Redsoxsuck 20:52, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] this is way too british
This article needs to be americanized and mock the european fools. america is brutalized on uncyclopedia, so it's time for some vengeance! for such a tiny island, extreme over population is evident in britain, for example the amount of british bias in almost all articles shows more of them are on the internet. not to mention they all emigrate all over the place and can't fucking stay where they are.
please don't Americanise anything we Scots /Brits invented everything , football, television, telephone ,rugby, snooker ,tennis, golf ,boxing ,toilets ,snobs ,thugs ,neds and chavs , America. we travel to share our talent
