Talk:GI JOE
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Transformers could kick Joe's ass. Seriously. Optimus Prime could make Duke his bitch. And did. I mean, what were those tiny guys going to do agains big fucking robots that could turn into cars and jets and shit? Nothing.
--RadicalX 00:23, 27 Apr 2005 (EDT)
Puhleeze! I'll TELL you what Joe would do, he'd use the HAVOC or the Thumper tank to blow a hole right in Optimus' Ass, Or drop a few Smart Bombs from the Conquest or the Skystriker and so long Autobots, Okay, Starscream may try and start shit, but that's why we gots SAMs, right? Bottom line, I'm saying the TV show was WAY better.--slack 13:27, 28 Apr 2005 (EDT)
Dude...the Joes were getting their asses handed to them by that Golan-Globus dude, or whatever his name was. Their movie truly sucked ASS. Meanwhile, the Transformers movie kills half of the cast of the TV Show, introduces the Junk-a-cons in a Weird Al musical sequence, and sees the rise of Rodimus Prime.......hmmm...the Transformers movie sucked ass, too....but it sucked ass in a much cooler way than the GI Joe movie sucked ass!!!
--RadicalX 00:27, 30 Apr 2005 (EDT)
OMG I totally forgot that fag Golobulus' name! Ugh what a shitty movie... But seriously, nothing competes with the first two seasons of Joe, Once they introduced Serpentor it sucked... Then they let DIC which stood for Do It Crappy and it went totally down the shitter...why can't they leave anythign I like alone?--slack 13:39, 6 May 2005 (EDT)
P.S. How's come Megatron was a big ass robot, but when he transformed he was a gun that could fit in Starscream's hand? Same with Shockwave, he was a boom box, and grew into this big ass robot...the cassette dog and pterodactyl were pretty cool though...--slack 12:51, 14 May 2005 (EDT)
Not only could he fit in Starscream's hand, Starscream had to hold Megatron by the crotchital region to fire him...It was all a big sexual metaphor. --RadicalX 15:25, 14 May 2005 (EDT)
Voltron wins hands down. And it didn't even have a movie to ruin it (I think). ToCoolToLogin.
