Talk:Goth
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Can't have too many Gothic pics. --Repairman Jack 17:52, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)
What's with the new picture? I thought the old one was a lot funnier. Doug 14:53, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Random
Haha this is funny, very nice
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Come on what do you expect its unclylopedia duh!!!
[edit] Agnes
I'm a goth and I think it's such a bull shiet!!!!
[edit] Is It just you
or is it just me, or isnt the page on goths seem, well fucked up. I think they're mistaking goths for emo kids.
-lindsay
[edit] ZOMG :O
this article is not so much about goth, but more about depressed fantasy nerds wearing black, and trying to be cool by not smileying, and listening to metal. But well I still found it funny. =) --TaZaR 11:53, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
[edit] What the hell?
Acording to this article, (i fucking know its uncyclopedia, but they generaly state the truth but at the same time they try to insult as many people as posible), i am a freaking goth! Except for that wear black clothes, being depressed and listining to crapy music shit. So you just fucking watch it, whichever asshole who wrote this, or else i use my goth powers to sumon a demon from the blackest abyss with such a hellish visage that just to peer at its face leads to insanity, and then ill have it bite of your nuts =)
This is parody, not real life. You should learn to take satire or seek psychological help (I suggest Analytical Psychology). Carl Gustav Junk 13:42, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
[edit] wow
All that talk about bullshit and they nvr said any thing about 3/4 of them playing world of warcraft. But i guess that would fall under the def of Nerds or Gamers....Or adding 2 many dots at the end of a sentence....dayum.....so i guess that makes me a nerd but wait they could of said that a poser is someone that puts them in a genre of saying im goth or im emo...since we dont like to be put in a specific genre i nvr clam to be goth....im not emo niether or a nerd.....beside i go to the store dressed in black and people ask me if im goth and i tell them no im Mark....and they just look at me with a stupid look and ask whats that....and i tell them thats my name....and after that they look at me like im the one with issues....plz....i just told u i wasnt goth i was mark and u cant grasp the conscept of a name...wow...get a life...
other than that i loved this page it made me laugh....
[edit] Not funny one bit.
It didn't have anything to do with goths or gothic humor. "We wear black." Okay? I dress goth but I'm not. The page was just not that great. I'd rewrite it but I don't know where to start. Mightywayne 19:40, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
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~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:28, 26 June 2007
[edit] Reply to: What the hell?
u freaking goths all suck, saying stupid shit like summoning demons and satan, u cant do SHIT, first of all im a marine, a REAL MARINE, so ill kick ur so called demon's ass back to hell with my MARINE abilities, not powers, abilities to kick ur fucking EMO ass to HELL as WELL, and im a christian, so whatever u had in mind just flew out the window and into HELL where u will soon be, being tortured by satan and ur so called demon for ETERNITY!!! P.S. get a life while u still can
Summoning demons? That's not a goth. That's a mental person. Or the anti-christ.
- *Reads above* But Hell, it's fun! X3 --Scareth 22:22, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] A quote from Arcanaruto
"Hey let's pierce our dicks together to form one super dick. And then paint it black."
Reaction:That was one of the nastyest yet disturbingly funny and true and exaggerated statment I've ever seen.
Score: 8/10 the rest was crap but the quote...
Improvement/Advice:More funny!
--209.244.188.149 23:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC)Arcanaruto
A thought from me (dont read this part if u dont want to, !!!!("profused whinning")!!!!
[Gothics make the color black look bad, I hate gothics, Somebody needs to tie one up and take a shit on them}
[edit] Wee Wee Pissy Bird Crap (who loves to tickle goths)
Goths are a bunch of shit head crack heads that are always on acid mode and want to summon demons so that the demon will relevive them of their tiny balls. Big deal. --Random Guy 04:31, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Random Guy
[edit] goths are just emos that dont cut themselves and dont hate life
goths are just like emos except they dont cut themselves and dont hate life, but goths do hate other people, and i think while were paying attention to them dumbass emos who are a sub culture of the goths, the goths are shooting up schools and being the evil homo nazi punks they were in the 20's and 30's
--Wanka07 05:09, 1 November 2007 (UTC) I hate emos..... and goths to =)
[edit] ok, wtf?
All right I'll admit right here that I'm goth but I can takes jokes. But this page was just sad, first off: WE'RE NOT FUCKING EMO!!! And instead of our leader being Marilyn Manson, how about Bauhaus? Add more about us hating confomists and us being the anti-christ! C'mon!
Some of those Gothic Language things were funny though, "My soul is blacker than the front row of a 'Lil Wayne concert." ha, that made me laugh.
[edit] ReCyclopedia
I kinda get the feeling that an illiterate Goth took Offense (shouldn't be on this website then) and made a pathetic attempt at "fixing it". I'm too lazy to do anything about it.
