Talk:Is the bear a Catholic?

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Do bears shit a Catholic? Is the Pope in the woods?

I bet this could be featured if it were expanded. It's a great premise. I think I'll add to it... eventually... y'know how it is. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 03:43, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

As all it-getters know, bears are godless killing machines. Emphasis on the godless. There's your answer! Another question solved with the power of truthiness. 04:28, 18 February 2007 (UTC)