Talk:Mahatma Gandhi

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[edit] Sarcastic

In the name of humour insult is not good. Plz remove this sort of crap. Else as a humor i will be bound to think that this humour can only prevail if the writers mom was having anal sex with monkey while his dad was mastering her deep inside. While conceiving the monkey gave a big love bite and the pain caused deformation in the writers brain formation forcing him to write such article. Just like his fertilization was locked he has locked this article and both can't be changed. The key part is Gandhi also raped the writer's mom from front while Jinnah was behind her.

This is a pure humour. Please go to wikipedia for non-humourus postings.

You have an issue with this article? Lovely! Write your own version and make it better instead of complaining. ~ 12:19, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

No issue I am adding more spice to it based on the ideas put forwarded. 12:29, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Bleh

Hey this article could be more funny!! SillyGuy 18:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

This article is stupid. Sexual humor is for people who don't have a sense of humor.

• Most of this site is...most times when I try to add something that isn't nonsense gibberish, it gets removed. There are a fair number of genuinely funny pages here, but most are like this one, filled with badly written and styled 5th grade trash.Talshiarr 16:32, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
  • As is Ghandi. --68.192.203.25 00:30, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

I've got a page on "Ghandi" which I found (hence the mis-spelling) and rehabilitated. While it's a pretty fine article, I'd prefer it if it were in the place where this article is now, with all the "Ghandi"s changed to "Gandhi"s. Would that work? --Ryuken 02:43, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Some Sarcasm

Get rid of sex bullshit and add some sarcasm. Like portray him with Ak-47s and all.

[edit] Current Version

....What?! --Ryuken 18:58, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Suggestion

In Weird Al's movie UHF he does a skit called "Gandhi II", an image taken from which could help improve this article. I think the "Gandhi II" skit might be on YouTube, making the process of obtaining the image quick and painless. Just a suggestion.--Lieutenant Fish 03:46, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] PURE NONSENSE

The writer is definitely insane. He should be from some other world if he finds this to be funny. PLease remove this crap from here immediately. Else write your address here. Every Indian will come and fuck you. If you are a female, you can then be 'Bitch of the nation' else 'Gay of the nation'

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