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good job on the 7 wonders and protest
7 wonders is god damn good! it is so funny, especially the zakaria mansion! hahaha!
BUT i suggest removing the The UnBiased Government of Malaysia, this is boring as hell! --matrempit 00:55, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
moved Street Rallies and Protests in Malaysia to a new page. let me know what you think --matrempit 12:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
okay ill remove it Xlcs 04:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Comment
Haha, MatRempit, you're a comedy genius! This is the best satire I've ever read. Hilarious! --Counterrestrial 12:01, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Be funny not Crude.
Too many minor changes in the article Malaysia. Some are funny,but some are confusing. Please read what you write and see if its fit in under the sub-topic or not.
Be funny and not just stupid. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Johndoe789 (talk • contribs)
- I agree. Things like the whole of Rape Culture needs to be deleted or rewritten. That section rails on about Malays and namecalling them... it's not funny at all, not even clever. It reads like any non-Malay with huge issues about the Malays could've come up with that crap. I repeat. Any non-Malay with huge issues about the Malays could've come up with that crap. Oh yeah BTW I'm killing it (the Rape Culture section). --Dudesweet 14:16, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Source: [1]
Reality: [2] (Don't believe CNN ? Fine, chk the local newspapers urself.)
Reaction ? U tell me... Racism n reverse racism dilemma I guess, witch, IMHO, none of the both r better. So enough insult exchanging n stop scaring the investors away on the serious medias. TQ —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alepantro (talk • contribs)
Quotes
I know the quotes are unfunny, but they're better than "A peaceful country" which is just pointless. RabbiTechno 15:55, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
This article is not funny at all!
I am extremely pissed off with this article, it is insulting and it is RUDE! Who is the brain-less shyt that started this article? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by NormalHuman (talk • contribs)
- Uncyc pages insulting and rude? Surely not! RabbiTechno 12:49, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
- I dun think the page is insulting and rude, instead it stating more than 75% is truth KetuaPengawas 10:23, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
This is Uncyclopedia
This article have been written by 740 Malaysian, 35 Australians, 16 Singaporean, and revised by Uncyclopedia mods.
This is a mock article, if u dun have the sense of humour, then just move on to Wikipedia —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Johndoe789 (talk • contribs)
- This article is amazing, it reveals things which you cannot see elsewhere. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 219.95.60.1 (talk • contribs)
Fascism?
"What your problem with Malaysia and Malaysians huh? Jackass!"
Let's repeat the statement: This is a mock article, if u dun have the sense of humour, then just move on to Wikipedia While u r in Wikipedia, pls double confirm "Fascism", thank you. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alepantro (talk • contribs)
Huh?
what are u talking about? and who wrote the "what what what problem with malaysai and malaysian and something something jackass"? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Johndoe789 (talk • contribs)
OMG?
he wiped out the whole article?
thx for undo wat the did =D —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 59.100.194.218 (talk • contribs)
Too much bullshit
and not to mention it's a boring to read such a long page laden with bullshits about warcraft and streamyx —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 218.111.172.60 (talk • contribs)
- well, at least it is better than the 001001 101100 article. --Johndoe789 13:51, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Note: This page is 88 kilobytes long. It may be appropriate to split this article into smaller, more specific articles. See options for long articles
Added Wiki link "For those without comedic taste"... N what u guys think bout the msg above ? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alepantro (talk • contribs)
Nah
Just leave it as it is =D, since that now the Malaysian article is the 8th longest in uncyclopedia =D —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Johndoe789 (talk • contribs)
- WOW! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dato' Seri Mahathir bin Anwar Ibrahim (talk • contribs)
Dropped to 11th spot when checked on 15 of May —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Johndoe789 (talk • contribs)
Truth Hurts
you're only offended cuz half the shit written here is true --Realtalk017 19:34, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
- LOL hope that no "datuks" come here and check. if not Datuk K will come and kill Uncyclopedia and consider this website as "lucah" LOL! im a S'porean living in M'sia. 3/4 of this article is damn true. Especially about the DOTA and Maple and Friendster part. Thumbs up for the editor —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 60.50.220.26 (talk • contribs)
My sentiments exactly, one of the funniest articles I have read. (Speakinga as a Malaysian) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 128.62.71.97 (talk • contribs)
- Yet, real democracy needs truth. Even it is covered in lies n defamations, so pls look carefully coz the truth is ONLINE. -Alepantro 08:36, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
This is the best article
Yes,this is the BEST article i ever read, and I spread it to every single person i know. But sadly, most of the stuff mentioned in this article are true, malaysia is a country with unlimited resource, best location, best equipment, and
WORST MALAY PIG GOVERNMENT TO MANAGE ALL THESE THINGS
At the end, this country still remain "Boleh" on everything.
*My higest salute to the editor of this article* —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sarafan (talk • contribs)
- Be careful with racism n reverse racism dilemma... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alepantro (talk • contribs)
- yes, no need to be racist here,calling a race pig is not really funny.if u wanna be racist, why dont u join the Nazi party or whatever. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Michael lee (talk • contribs)
- ^Correction. It's not "Boleh". It's "Boleh blah". - OMB 18th May 2007
JOKES
Uncyclopedia is just a joking page. If anyoneo of u feel offended, that means the person who wrote that things are correct, and u're guilty. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Rich boy (talk • contribs)
- RAPE CULTURE IS REAL! OLOOK AT THE NEWSPAPERS, 9 out of 10 rape cases are committed by MALAY!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 60.53.2.19 (talk • contribs)
Please Don't Post Current News Here
Its annoying. This is a talk page, not a news update page. I know it is funny but lets discuss about the article here.
Someone need to voulenteer to rewrite the article on spelling and grammar mistakes (dun add or substract anything).
Any takers? --Johndoe789 15:42, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
wise ppl respect others..
740 ungrateful malaysian.., (i dont think they really deserve to be a malaysian) the rest of malaysian love this country including pure malaysian chinese and indians.thats why they refuse refuse to go back home ...35 + 16 ppl who luv chaos... thats what im thinking. wise ppl dont talk like they dont have menace and respect to others. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 219.95.89.35 (talk • contribs)
^ Their home is Malaysia, you faggot. What about you? Care to go back to Indonesia? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Omb (talk • contribs)
- where are you from?, the ISA? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 60.52.75.156 (talk • contribs)
This is uncyclopedia, I think u should redirect to wikipedia for your own good.
Those who thinks this is article is bullshit, BUZZ OFF!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Muahaha (talk • contribs)
Rational People plays along
It is okay to poke fun at each other. Even though the level of tolerance is different in each one of us, it is fine as long you see things from the other side around.
and 740 people is symbolic. The number may be in thousands of millions =D --Johndoe789 09:16, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Biggest article ever!
Correct me if I am wrong people, but I noticed that our article in Malaysia is the most massive, detailed and ehem painfully accurate article in Uncyclopedia!Bigger than even USA!Good job guys! Should we split the article now, BTW? --OMB 10:52, 18 May 2007
Featured Article for Malaysia?
Anyone planning to take Malaysia a step ahead to UN:VFH? :D 60.52.47.130 13:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- I fully agree! What a page! 219.95.209.163 17:20, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
I nominated Malaysia --Omb 06:45, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
The Malay Attitude by Dr.Mahathir
Ok, here's an article taken from the local newspaper, regarding the Malay Attitude, this is a self-criticism NOT RACIST (by Dr. Mahathir the ex. Prime Minister of Malaysia, he is a Malay too). —The preceding unsigned comment was added by DeeVeeDee (talk • contribs)
In an interview published in Mingguan Malaysia yesterday to mark his 21st year as Umno president, Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad lamented the lack of commitment by the Malays to continuously improve their performance despite places and preferences given to them in business and education. Following is an excerpt of the interview by the Utusan Melayu group editor-in-chief KHALID MOHD and journalists ZIN MAHMUD and AZMAN ANUAR.
THE Prime Minister is at his wits’ end about dealing with Malays who will “not let go of their crutches” and those who continue to ask for government subsidies to compete with other races.
- “Actually they are capable. We have seen that if the Malays want to really do something, they would be competent at doing it; whether at acquiring knowledge, doing some work, or other things. They can do anything but the will to excel is lacking,” Datuk Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad said in an interview with the Malay-language weekly, Mingguan Malaysia. Asked for the reasons for this, he said:
- “I don’t know. We have tried to show the way through examples. Often, immediately on returning from an overseas trip I would rush back to my office – to show I work hard. But there are people who would say, ‘Being a doctor, you can…’ That is their reply,” he said.
In the wide ranging interview which also touched on the English language, the offer to non-bumiputras of places in public institutions of higher learning and the reluctance of Malays to get into private tertiary institutions. The Prime Minister said the teaching of Science and Mathematics in English would start simultaneously at all levels from next year. He, however, refuted suggestions that the move would pave the way for the education system to revert back to the English medium as the identity of the Malays would hinge on the Malay language. Asked if an English-school medium could be introduced, he said if it was made an option, the Malays would not want to learn in Malay and the economic value of the language would fall. He said the job for those implementing the policy now was to resolve problems that exist.
- “It was how we resolved our economic crisis. Everyday, we sit down to discuss how to solve problems,” he said when asked to comment on anxieties voiced about teachers who may not be proficient enough to teach in English.
On whether recent events point to a gradual erosion of the Malays’ special rights, Dr Mahathir said he did not think so but such rights should not be regarded as crutches.
- “If we can be rich, can buy property now owned by the Chinese and others, can be smarter than the Chinese, what then would be the use of the special Malay privileges? The Chinese in Malaysia do not have such special rights. They face discrimination. But they are more successful than we are.”
Dr Mahathir said he often asked the Malays to emulate the prowess of Datuk Azhar Mansor, who made a solo boat journey around the world, to learn about confidence building. However, he added, whenever a Malay meets Azhar he would ask the adventurer what “type” of charm he used.
- “They think Azhar needs to carry a magic charm to sail around the world,” he said.
Dr Mahathir said when the Malays were fighting against the Malayan Union, they had a common platform. They were weak and feared that they would lose everything they had.
- “We are not going to give away everything now. We would give away only 10% to test the Malays’ capability,” he said, referring to a recent announcement that the Government would open places for non-bumiputras in Mara Junior Science Colleges. He said he was told that Tunku Abdul Rahman College was willing to open its doors to bumiputras but there were no takers. Even when scholarships were offered to bumiputras to enrol in TAR College, they were reluctant to go there. Their reason was that there were too many Chinese students who were purportedly smarter than the Malay students, Dr Mahathir said.
On claims that the reluctance of Malays to study in private institutions of learning was due to the lack of prayer facilities and the fear that they would be served non-halal food, he said:
- “In that case, there is no need to send them overseas. In England, it is not likely there would be a surau at Cambridge or Nottingham University. Can we ascertain that all food are slaughtered (the Islamic way); that they will not be served pork? What other excuses do they want to give?” he asked.
Dr Mahathir lamented that despite all that he had done to boost the Malays’ confidence – showing leadership by example, giving guidance, scolding, crying and offering prayers – their shortcomings were still there.
- “If we look at project sites, we have to ask ourselves why is it that there is not a single Malay working ‘Time to become self-reliant’ in construction projects. Are Malays so much different from the Javanese or Sumatrans working so hard there? They work till night. It is not that because we have brown-coloured skin, we cannot work. It is the culture. We do not know hardship and want it to be easy all the time. Going a bit higher makes us dizzy. Working longer makes us tired and so strained that we cannot sleep,” he said.
Dr Mahathir said while there had been improvements within the party and among the Malays, negative elements had crept in and caused targets of the New Economic Policy to go astray and attitudes as well as values among the community to dwindle. He said while the target was for the Malays to control 30% of the national economy, for a while it touched 20% but was now hovering at about 19% only. Of this percentage, he said 17% involved bumiputra institutions managed by the Government while the other 2% was the actual portion controlled by bumiputra entrepreneurs.
- “Not that we have not given them anything. If we are to take into account what we have given to the bumiputras, it would exceed 30%. However, most had been sold back. That is why we cannot meet our target. Our people (the Malays) wants quick money. Selling would reap quick profits. To save means not to enjoy (the benefits),” he said.
The Prime Minister said the Malays must now think for themselves.
- “I have shown them what they should do, but they are still in need of crutches, subsidies, privileges.”
Asked if the Malays would change their ways if these subsidies and privileges were taken away from them, Dr Mahathir said:
- “We have said to them before. For example, we may allow 10% of places to non-bumiputra students in Mara Junior Science Colleges and matriculation programmes yet our people are not up to it. We want to be surrounded by a fortress that prevents other people from coming in. Tomorrow, if we are forced to leave the fortress, we will not be able to do battle with others,” he said, pointing out that the Malays do not look like they are ready to compete (with others) without government assistance.
- “We think that being given special treatment by the Government is a noble thing. Actually, it is not a noble deed. If, in the country, we expect to be given protection all the time, the situation is similar to that faced by the Red Indians who needed to be protected because they were too weak. This too would make us weak,” he said.
The Prime Minister said a probable cause of the lethargy within the Malay community is politics.
- “There are people who – when we try do something right – will threaten through political means not to support the Government. In a political democracy, that’s how it is. When we try to do something right, good or which would hurt a little, there will be people saying that it’s all part of the political issue. For example, for a long time now I had told our people to learn English, not for it to replace Malay but just for them to learn English. But the matter was turned into an issue so huge that we find it difficult to implement it now. Today, we realise that English has indeed become important. Likewise, other fields of knowledge that I had been harping about for over 30 years. Yet, some quarters said that it is all secular, political. The worst of them is PAS. PAS only waits for us to do something and turns it into a political issue so that good things too will not be achieved.”
Asked whether the Malays were still stuck with the “old mentality” of being just satisfied with basic needs of food, clothing and shelter, Dr Mahathir said:
- “All right … if they have enough food, enough clothes … there is no need to make so much noise. What is there to politicise about? Yet we still hear the noise. We want this and that.”
He said he was far from satisfied about how the Malays had progressed. As an analogy, he said if all the Chinese were taken out of Kuala Lumpur; including their homes and buildings, there would be nothing else left in the city but Kampung Baru.
- “After 44 years of Independence all we have is Kampung Baru. The tall buildings belong to government agencies. Just think about it.”
On whether the 10% quota for non-bumiputras would be made permanent, Dr Mahathir said he was not in a position to give any guarantee as it would be decided in the future where
- “I may not be around anymore”.
The Umno president said he had failed, as head of the party, to bring about a change in the Malay attitude.
- “Umno, too, sometimes become spoilt because too many people are grabbing positions."
The NEP to make Malays rich
An article by Dr. Mahathir. (Asian Political News, June 24, 2002)
Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad on Thursday defended his country's affirmative action policy but warned ethnic Malays that their rights and privileges are far from being safe.
- The Malays are clearly far from being safe. Do not think that the power of the Malays in the political arena is permanent, that it will guarantee the safety of the Malays forever, the 76-year-old premier said in a two-hour speech to open the United Malays National Organization (UMNO) annual assembly.
If the special status of the Malays, or bumiputeras as they are also known, is challenged today, he said, Malays will not be able to survive.
- They are not prepared to face any competition at all. They are so afraid of the other communities. Without the experience of competing with others, if the protection is suddenly withdrawn, they will not be able to survive, Mahathir, also UMNO president, said.
As head of the party that deems itself the custodian of Malay culture, Mahathir put his newly gained political fortune on the line recently when he dared to pry open the three-decade-old New Economic Policy (NEP) to provide more opportunities for non-Malays, although only in education.
The NEP, Malaysia's affirmative action policy, guarantees Malays 30% corporate equity, easy credit, contracts and projects from the government and places in public universities.
The policy, which came about following the 1969 clashes between the poorer, rural Malays and the economically more dominant ethnic Chinese, is now called the National Vision Policy.
Recently Mahathir stirred up a controversy by changing the race-based quota system for university entrance to a merit-based one. Then he ordered 10% of places to be allocated to non-Malays in government-run colleges and that English, instead of the national language, Malay, be used to teach science and mathematics.
Malay nationalists are up in arms crying treachery.
But Mahathir is adamant, saying the NEP has made Malays lazy and prone to rely on the easy way and the quick way.
- Because of that, when licenses are given, they sell the licenses...No work is done other than to be close to people with influence and authority in order to get something because they are Malays, he told the 2,000 delegates attending the three-day assembly.
- Truly I am ashamed to expose all these, especially in front of the other people, in front of the whole nation and the world. But they all already know all these. I am not exposing anything that they don't know, he said.
Mahathir expressed his disappointment that after 21 years at the helm of the country he has failed to change the Malay mindset.
- Mostly I feel disappointed, disappointed because I achieved too little result from my principal task -- the task of making my race a successful race, a race that is respected, a race that is honorable, a race that is highly regarded. I beg your pardon because I have failed, he said.
But despite his criticism of Malays and their over-dependence on government assistance, Mahathir defended the benefits of the NEP although he said it has slowed down national development.
- What slowed down the national development was because the government had to try and try again to balance the economy of the Malays against that of the non-Malays at all levels and in all fields, he said.
But the NEP, he said, has succeeded in closing the gap between the Malays and non-Malays.
Those who condemned the NEP, he said, have ignored the fact that government scholarships and opportunities have allowed thousands of Malay children to enter universities.
The government has also provided 3 billion ringgit (about $789 million) as capital for the National Equity Corp. (NEC), a government investment arm, to initiate unit trusts which succeeded in making 7.28 million Malays shareholders in big corporations with investments totaling 34.89 billion ringgit.
The shares allocated to the NEC were the result of the restructuring of new companies that are required by the NEP to provide 30% of their equity for bumiputera.
- In truth, without the NEP, the unit trusts and the governmental institutions which were managed on behalf of the Malays, today the NEP would achieve only 2% of the target, Mahathir said.
- ^ malays are a bunch of stupid retarded asshole. no discussion on that. it is facts --matrempit 11:41, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Please stick to English words
Try not to include fully Malay sentences.The non-Malaysians will not understand our message, let alone the joke behind it. We need to make sure more non-Malaysians are able to understand and laugh at our article - and also, of course, know what the REAL, politically incorrect, behind-the-tourism-promotion-video Malaysia is all about!--Omb 11:49, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
You idiots who can't stand jokes in any form, why the fuck are you in this website?
You assholes who are telling the editors to remove a goddamn section in the page might as well go screw themselves. This website is suppose to be a parody, satire. To those who don't have comedic taste, please go to the so-called experts, Wikipedia. Jeez... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Yourmomma (talk • contribs)
- I AM NOT OFFENDED BUT QUITE DISAPPOINTED THAT THE FKING EDITOR SHOULD TALK ABOUT MALAYSIA (MALAYS) ABOUT THEIR LEVEL OF ENGLISH WHEN HE IS WRITING ALL OVER IN BROKEN ENGLISH NON-MALAYSIANS COULD NOT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. YOU SUCK. JUST GO AWAY AND CRY IN YOUR LITTLE CORNER IF YOU'RE DISPLEASED WITH YOUR COUNTRY. OR JUST DON'T LIVE. I AM NOT 100% PROUD OF MALAYSIA AND I GIVE THE COUNTRY A LOT OF SHIT ON AN EVERYDAY BASIS BUT STILL, YOU'RE PUSHING IT. YOUR FORM OF HUMOR DISGUSTS ME. UTMOST DISPLEASURE. YOURS TRULY, ME. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 121.73.36.213 (talk • contribs)
Malaysia(Malays)?Since when that this country belongs to you alone? You racist pig...--Omb 11:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
Next time, please sign your name by using --~~~ with the fullstop removed so that we can find you and beat you up.
Cheers. --Johndoe789
To 121.73.36.213, it's called sarcasm. And how many non-Malaysians are actually interested in this shit hole? EXelces 16:13, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
Trimming the article/Increasing Lulz to Word ratio
I this article (while already very funny) can be further improved by trimming it and adding more lulz. For example the first half of the Telecommunications in Malaysia section is long but is barely funny at all. Same goes for the History of Malaysia section. What do you guys think?
I also think that we should add a section about the 'invasion' of Indonesians/Pakistanis. We can use many illegal immigration jokes parallel to the US/Mexico situation.-Starscream 0130, June 17 2007
Article Improvement
As you can clearly see, I have performed a major liposuction upon the article and broke up the larger sections into separate articles. Feel free to add information about Malaysia to the relevant articles. -- 13:20, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- Kindly tune down the racism n reverse racism remarks, if u hate other for being racism then don't be one urself, otherwise u r not better then them...
- Real jokes don't even have to result in insult exchanging. Remember, this is a joke site on top of Wiki system n anyone can remove what u did, even including the funny part we enjoyed so far.
- If u r unsure if ur joke will insult others or not, pls do not post. TQ. Alepantro 11:44, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
Who deleted the Warcraft 3 section?
It is the only pride of Malaysia and you lipo sucked the very last diginity of our country. Request of re-insertion of the Warcraft Section in the article.
A joke is not a joke when it doesn't insult anyone. If you guys are not happy, then write something racist against us. We don't mind at all as long as we are even. --Johndoe789
- To Johndoe789,
- Try n dig up that Warcraft Section u requested, on ur own, then learn what insulting others gives u.
- U got a lot to learn bout jokes n insults dude. Alepantro 18:00, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
DIAF
to all those who contributed to this article:
die in a fire pit please
some of you quite simply isnt educated well enough to differentiate between a joke article and a lame one
and this is by far the worst joke ever although some parts may be undeniable —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 202.7.176.131 (talk • contribs)
- why do we have to die for making unfunny jokes?It's not that serious!?Unless of course you happened to be a Malaysian who got nabbed in the nail by our satirical attempt! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 219.95.248.129 (talk • contribs)
- ^ why are you so frustrated? you not happy then don't read. simple as that --matrempit 11:39, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
Chinese
Know everything you need to know about the Malaysian Chinese, an important piece of Malaysia's diverse cultures and colorful history! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 82.12.122.60 (talk • contribs)
No thanks. If I need to KNOW anything I just go to wikipedia. This place is for the funny and satirical stuff. You can shove your malay-centric racist article somewhere else. --Omb 11:34, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
Some Changes
- National Icon should be Rapists and "Curruptants"
- Prostitutes are all from Chow Kit Road
- Declaration of independence : NEVER as long there are ppl who still need to be Milk-fed by Governments
- Popular Attractions: Bombing of People and Dead Bodies
- National Service is just for screwing young ppl
- BN stands for Ball & Nuts.
I don't know about number 3. It just doesn't seem funny.No. 5 is a good point though. --219.95.157.59 14:26, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
Where is the dota part?
This is like the main part of malaysian culture, please someone add it back it or i wll. --Johndoe789 15:38, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
Please add. I am curious for the joke (which always reflect the truth). Arabormalaysia 17:47, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Malaysia's police fire tear gas, water cannon on ethnic Indian demonstrators
Someone should write something about this topic, and also the other gathering last week =D
Resources: http://the-malaysian.blogspot.com/ http://www.malaysia-today.net/nuc2006/news2007.php?itemid=547
—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Xlcs (talk • contribs)
truths
Khairy is with Anwar's daughter when Anwar was the Vice president and now with Abdullah's WTH and, Angkasawan- Angka= Number, Sawan= Epilepsy So, you know what that means ah yeah, how about HINDRAF? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by L-Young (talk • contribs)
UMM... AAAAAAAA!
Ok I've been watching this article for quite some time now and its gotten to th point where the article is changed so much that it gets hard to recognize from time to time. That seems to me to be a problem. As with all problems, we need an answer. I sugest deleting/rewriting the article so that it is funny, and then protecting it so that the many noobs that edit this page cannot get to it anymore. All thoughts from the noobs that are constantly changing this pare will be considered in great detain ignored without warning.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN
04:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Too many stupid things
I used to enjoy reading the Malaysia page but currently it's getting a little to saturated with stupidity than humour.
The religion part especially is getting really stupid. It's sounding more insulting day by day rather than satirically humourous. Religion is an especially sensitive subject and I suggest that it be handled with some dignity.
Another thing is the horrible spellings. It's good when done correctly but it's horrifying they way it is now. Please try to spell things correctly. It gives people a better opinion and makes the article look better.
Furthermore, this article and page is for laughs and jokes and not for people to vent their anger at the Malaysian government, people, culture, etc.
I suggest a revamp of this article to clear out some of those things.
- Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • news) 16:06 Feb 02, 2008
Improving the standard of English of this article
I will try to correct most of the grammatical mistakes in this article, would appreciate any help.
For the Politics part, beside UMNO pls add "AUMNO"(there's an article of AUMNO in uncyclopedia). It's an Anti-UMNO site. http://aumno.blogspot.com
