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This article was nominated for deletion on December 1, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

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2 Merged
3 FUNNY
4 Menu
5 FUNNY AS HELL
6 Quotes
7 McChristianity
8 McDrive Thru
9 McRoll
10 In Relevance of Colonization

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This is possibly the most unfunny page I have ever seen in my life.63.19.207.215 22:17, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

You aren't from around here are you.

[edit] Merged

The additional material from Mc donalds was written By Yont Snevets, matthew "doyouliketotakeitupthechuffe" Brewer and some white dude. MadMax 01:40, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

WHO THE HELL CHANGED IT!! they screwed it up! its a lot less funny where did the calories (trillions) people consume at mcdonalds thing

[edit] FUNNY

The menu part was so funny i craped my pants.

[edit] Menu

Each menu item should probably contain at least one "Mc". -- Mitch 1 2 03:22, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] FUNNY AS HELL

All I could say about this page is LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You couldn't have told it any better. the even funnier thing about this page is its totally TRUE!!

[edit] Quotes

Having so many quotes on a page is not funny. It's usually funny if there's one carfully chosen ORIGINAL quote at the top, but not if there's a ton of them, mostly about Macdonalds taste like shit LOL!'

Oh, and no more Oscar Wilde, that was funny the first time. Now it's not, especially because barely anyone on here knows about Oscar Wilde and his humour, and therefore has no idea how to use it. Putting a lame joke and crediting it to Oscar Wilde also is not funny.

[edit] McChristianity

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[edit] McDrive Thru

I do not understand why we need two POVs from the customer and not even one from the employee. I had added one a little ways back when I was still and IP and it got erased in the trimming of the fat instead of either of the two POVs from the customer. I think personally that it would make it funnier for the reader to see the comparison and contradictions in both of them when related to each other instead of having a redundant version of the same story. Plus I spent an hour and a half writing that just to see it erased when I am sure that any other ex-employee (or current) of McDonald's would find that version of the story much funnier. But of course I will not add it back up without permission. --Krystyoursavior 17:10, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

According to recent statistics, for every McDonald's employee there are 254 fuck-ups per day. That leaves 12 satisfied customers a week. The Harvard Business School refers to this trend as "McDonalds doesn't give a flying fuck". In other words, "you get what you pay for". Or was it "eat shit and die". Whatever, customers outnumber employees 500,543 to one so actually we need about 43 more pov's from customers.--AnonymousIP 04:11, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] McRoll

I made a page called McRoll and It's not that big, but if it gets deleted, can it be part of the McDonalds page?MrCleveland 17:41, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] In Relevance of Colonization

I see a major problem of the article as it stands currently is the relevance of much of its parody. The article as a whole is a convuluted mess of conspirated rhetoric and psuedo-statistical (the local news report sort) silliness. I suggest, in the interest of humor that the in-universe style associated with corporate giants be passed over in the interest of a more Warhol-esque interpretation of what McDonalds has become, or at least something a bit more non-sequitir. If nothing else, the use of the Mc- as a prefix of demeaning mass-production of lacking quality is self-defeating in an article that supposed to be humorous, and not just comically cynical.

MachinaWeapon 14:48, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Sooooooo.... Edit it!!! I'm suggesting we do it from a point of view of McD's being a Islamic plot which I think will mean we don't have to completely re-work the whole thing. We just need to convert some of the mess which remains into something a bit more structured. Some of the lists and the like in the article currently do contain some good ideas, and I think these can be made into something good without too much bother. I will be working on this more myself... Mr N