Talk:Mew

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I'M NOT DONE YET! 71.220.221.242 00:09, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Note that {{idea}} is not as urgent as {{ICU}} is. "ICU" gives you 7 days to finish, while "idea" gives you approximately a month. Please do continue working hard on the article, of course. Pentium5dot1 07:16, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Rewrite tagging/content suggestions

I have changed the {{idea}} tag to {{rewrite|character=ermey}}, which means that the article will definitely be deleted after 30 days of no edits.

I believe that the article needs a rewrite since the present content is a little too dirty/Encyclopedia Dramatica-like. The repeated references to rape and other sexual issues don't appeal to the average reader at all.

A rewrite of this article should emphasize at least one of the following: Mew's essentially benevolent nature, its rarity, its general strength in battle, and its New Age-like qualities.

How should we mention the following...?

Mew's ability to fly using psychic powers (as opposed to conventional means of propulsion)
The "bubble" that Mew uses as a shield (same as the usual depiction of Mew in a bubble? possibly the inspiration for the shields in Super Smash Bros.?)
Mew is designed to look like an early-stage vertebrate embryo, right?
In the Pokémon video games, Mew can learn any TM/HM
(Add more facts here)

Some gentle mentions of a conspiracy theory might be appropriate, but it would probably need to be a conspiracy started by aliens (as Mewtwo is essentially a conspiracy started by humans).

I am not a Pokémon expert, so I am unable to complete the rewrite myself. However, I will be writing down some of my ideas at User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Mew. Pentium5dot1 03:51, 20 January 2008 (UTC)