Talk:Minnesota

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This page sucks.

It would help if people were funny and not just stupid. Yugoslavian F 00:16, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] A few things

First off, 451 degrees? Dude, there's a fine line between 'mui caliente' (read: friggin' hot) and 'Oh my god I'm on fire', and you just torched it with a flamethrower. As an inhabitant of Minnesnowta, the hottest I've seen or heard it (you can hear the ethanol pop) is, like, 151 degrees. I'm fine with the dewpoint, though. Second, it gets way colder than 40 below, it gets to, like, 81 below, which, coincidentally, is the number of that guy that used to be with the Vikings. You know, that one with the drug charges, jail time, assault and battery, sexual misconduct, player misconduct, and stuff like that. Sorry if that's not specific enough. Oh, and with windchill, maybe... 151? I don't know any other meme-eous enough numbers in that area. Oh, and as a side note, school occasionally gets called off for wind-chill. Seriously. Third, there was something else but now I can't remember. Oh well. Well, I guess I might as well say you've got 3H twice. 216.114.232.16 18:20, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I remembered. Minnesnowta isn't emo, it's bipolar. I mean, just look at the weather. If that's not bipolar I don't know what is. 216.114.232.16 18:24, 2 May 2008 (UTC)