Talk:Mr winkler is GAY
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F-u-cking FUNNY! "I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK" ROFL --Sir 22:50, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
- I like the fact that he refuses to spell retarded properly, even when he had two tries at it. Ah, irony. • Spang • UotF | talk • 23:02, 13 Nov 2007
- I feel the urge to compulsively praise the author on his talk page...AWAY! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:10, Nov 13
- My favorite part is "I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK." Though I also see some poetic brilliance in "i wish he will gats firedfrom his job and goes to the moon or a gay retared place." --THE 23:14, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
- From here: "Vaguely reminiscent of a fisher price--Euroipods-era stub, but more modern, and edgy. It's brilliant, simply brilliant!". - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Nov 13
- From here: "Vaguely reminiscent of a fisher price--Euroipods-era stub, but more modern, and edgy. It's brilliant, simply brilliant!". - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- My favorite part is "I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK." Though I also see some poetic brilliance in "i wish he will gats firedfrom his job and goes to the moon or a gay retared place." --THE 23:14, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
- I feel the urge to compulsively praise the author on his talk page...AWAY! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- A comment exactly the same as the above but with more "lolwut this is hilarious"es. :)
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Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
18/11/2007 @ 00:26[edit] VFD
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Dunno where else to stick this. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:07, Nov 14
- BTW, I'm saving this. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:09, Nov 14
- Overruled. I'm having my way with this one. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:42, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, but just in case it gets deleted when you aren't around....again.... I think I'll save a copy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Nov 14
- Umm, doesn't this break UN:VAIN? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
- Probably. Don't think you'll get it deleted, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:37, Nov 16
- In the event that this article gets deleted when Codeine isn't around, and TheLedBalloon's copy gets deleted when he isn't around, I have created A copy of TheLedBalloon's copy. --THE 00:38, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
- And that should get deleted as well. You really know how to think ahead, don't you? --AAA! (AAAA) 06:02, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
- Fear not, for if that gets deleted I have a copy of THE's copy of my copy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:26, Nov 21
- Fear not, for if that gets deleted I have a copy of THE's copy of my copy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- And that should get deleted as well. You really know how to think ahead, don't you? --AAA! (AAAA) 06:02, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
- In the event that this article gets deleted when Codeine isn't around, and TheLedBalloon's copy gets deleted when he isn't around, I have created A copy of TheLedBalloon's copy. --THE 00:38, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
- Probably. Don't think you'll get it deleted, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Umm, doesn't this break UN:VAIN? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, but just in case it gets deleted when you aren't around....again.... I think I'll save a copy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Overruled. I'm having my way with this one. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:42, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] From Pee Review
| Humo(u)r: | 6 | Not bad, the sub context of Mr. Winkler could adore men rather than women is humorous. |
| Concept: | 10 | Originality is the thing baby! The thought of that poor teacher turning sides simply because he gave you an F because you didn't read some book! ADORABLE! |
| Prose and Formatting: | 10 | I love how you manipulate suxs, and GAY GAY GAY |
| Images: | 0 | perhaps some images of a penis? Perhaps Mr. Winlker's penis? |
| Miscellaneous: | 10 | average, as per Cajek |
| Final Score: | 36 | FEATURE! FEATURE! FEATURE! GAY! GAY! SUX! |
| Reviewer: | ~ 07:17, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
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| Humo(u)r: | 6 | Vaguely amusing. |
| Concept: | 6 | A humorous review of a page. For shame Monsieur Mordillo; I believe it's been done. Don't quote me on that. I rarely let facts get in the way of my baseless accusations. |
| Prose and Formatting: | 10 | The prose is prosaic, although the formatting gives me a wicked case of deja vu. |
| Images: | 4 | That spinning sig-thingy is making me dizzy. Your review needs more of that, if only to distract from the meat of the review itself. |
| Miscellaneous: | 10 | In miscellany, your review excels. |
| Final Score: | 36 | I like candy. I do. |
| Reviewer: | Sir Modusoperandi 07:24, 14 November 2007 (UTC) | |
| Humo(u)r: | 10 | Meat? Candy? Miscellany? This signals a revolution in postmodern humour! I'd give it 193827349 out of 10 if I could! |
| Concept: | 10 | A review of a review... yay! |
| Prose and Formatting: | 6 | Only two uses of the word prose, one of them being prosaic... I'm disappointed. |
| Images: | 0 | No pictures ='[ |
| Miscellaneous: | 10 | Only one vague use of the word miscellaneous. But as miscellany is so cool I'm going to give a miscellaneous score. Woo! |
| Final Score: | 36 | Not sure I believe you on the whole candy thing... where's the cold, ard evidence? |
| Reviewer: | <talk.work.?pedia.
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I'm impressed that all the reviews add up to 36. It was almost like it was meant to be. • Spang • UotF | talk • 18:23, 14 Nov 2007
| Humo(u)r: | 6 | "Meant" sounds a bit like "meat". Good enough for me. |
| Concept: | 10 | A comment applicable to both a review, a review of a review, a review of a review of a review, and a review of a comment on a review of a review. You could write a PhD thesis on this one. |
| Prose and Formatting: | 8 | The charm of Spang's comment is in its conciseness, and his subtle, delicate use of the word "impressed" as the second in the sentence underlines the harmonious nature of the meta-review concept. |
| Images: | 2 | No pictures, but two points for having a colourful sig. |
| Miscellaneous: | 10 | 10 bonus FU SPANG points. |
| Final Score: | 36 | Truly 36 is the magic pee review number. If Mr Winkler were a maths teacher, I'm sure he'd approve. |
| Reviewer: | -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:25, 15 November 2007 (UTC) | |
| Humo(u)r: | -6 | No substance. It's a couple of sentances. Mildly funny at best. I did not smile a single time despite having a positive mental set about the article. |
| Concept: | -10 | Vanity accusing someone of being gay? Oh how quaint. It's not like a child in any given American schoolyard hasn't done that one before. |
| Prose and Formatting: | -4 | Can you say "English Mechanics Handbook"? I can understand humor drawn from the fact that it is written poorly, but seriously, come on. If you can't pull it off right it's not worth it. |
| Images: | 0 | Nothing. Nothing at all. |
| Miscellaneous: | -22 | Nothing was done right. |
| Final Score: | -42 | YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR! You reek of failure, and you stole my fizzy lifting drinks. |
| Reviewer: | ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 18/11/2007 @ 00:26 | |
| Humo(u)r: | 9 | Amazing, the humoUr in these reviews is absolutely stellar! BRAVO! |
| Concept: | 10 | The concept of reviewing reviews was a great idea! BRAVO! |
| Prose and Formatting: | 8 | Everybody's prose is BRAVO! |
| Images: | 0 | Jocke, you SUCK at coloring in the lines. |
| Miscellaneous: | 9 | NEIN! |
| Final Score: | 36 | I love these reviews! |
| Reviewer: |  Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate  20:24, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
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[edit] I am LotsofLOLS LotofLOLS
Well, now's about the time people start claiming they were responsible for the in-joke, right? Figured I'd kick off the festivities. I did it! I am LotsofLOLS LotofLOLS! But he really is gay, Mr. Winkler! One of my friends knows personally! Delete this please before he finds it!! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 04:54 Nov 19, 2007
- That's nice, except it's LotofLOLS. --Sir 04:56, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
- I knew that. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 04:57 Nov 19, 2007
- More likely "I am Mr. Winkler". -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 •
04:59, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
- Actually, you caught me. I am Mr. Winkler and I hate myself. I cut myself at night, then copy and paste myself too. I had to announce my self-hatred and homosexuality to the world and thus made it appear as if one of my students was merely complaining about me, when in fact, it is a message from myself about myself. It's true... I am gay... and I hope I get some... maybe even a little bit... sick. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 05:04 Nov 19, 2007
- noooo thats a lie Dr. Skullthumper not LotofLOLS i am i rote the artcle bcuz i hat my techer but now my mom saw the artcle shes pisssssssd could u plz dlete it sumbody because my mom shes gonna be MAD. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz --THE 00:35, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
- Actually, you caught me. I am Mr. Winkler and I hate myself. I cut myself at night, then copy and paste myself too. I had to announce my self-hatred and homosexuality to the world and thus made it appear as if one of my students was merely complaining about me, when in fact, it is a message from myself about myself. It's true... I am gay... and I hope I get some... maybe even a little bit... sick. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 05:04 Nov 19, 2007
[edit] VFD moratorium
This page has been VFDed three times in the last six days. This does not make me a happy person. Therefore, do not VFD this article again until 21 December 2007. Failure to comply will result in bannination. There is absolutely no reason why an article should appear on VFD once every other day--and this is coming from someone who deleted this article. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)05:55, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
- And hates it too. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:02, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] I suggest this page be moved to Francis Winkler/Mr winkler is GAY
Because it's part of the Francis Winkler saga and it can live there for all infamy. --NXWave 00:21, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
- Howzabout it stays where it is, hmm? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 00:23 Dec 18, 2007
[edit] Hea! If anyone cares...
I actually just found a serious semi-serious use for this page. It adds as an example usage of the sophisticated way those clever witty kids use Gay as an insult. Now we have to keep it. :-) MrN 
02:10, Dec 18
- Yes -- 00:06, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yes-- 13:47, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
- "Uncyclopedia is GAY GAY GAY GAY. it gay nd to get some oscar'--Scott 04:35, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
