Talk:Muse

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[edit] STOP

Jesus Christ Muse sycophants, can you PLEASE not keep fucking me and the article up? (wah wah) You made us so unbearably self-referancing and unhumourous that I was deleted last time! TomF006 18:27, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

oh fuck off

It's true though... --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NotM|+S 15:04, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

There, to solve the problem I've fucked the article up without making any reference to the reality of the band at all. At least it's better than being a Muse fan in-joke page... Karma Llama 23:01, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Uhm, the idea isn't that it's totally random (lolz), but that it doesn't have so many goddamn refferences to the Muse messageboard, which the previous version was full of. (brie, gemsy, etc...). Holding truths is what makes an article great. Being completely unrelated (other than the name) is just crap. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CM|+S 23:14, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

I second that.

Let's face it - this is supposed to be FUNNY and NONE of you are especially not the anti-muse crowd who come across as irritating and bitter. If you were at least vaguely amusing the muse fans wouldn't 'fuck' the article up.

[edit] Stupid

WTF is that hulk hogan bit about?

[edit] Muse's Hitlist

OK, this is very, very shit. I'm going to delete most of these people if you don't mind, because they're unrelated to Muse in anyway, and the thought of Muse killing them isn't funny at all. -- Pegurolf 18:24, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Enough with the "better than Radiohead"...

I like Muse, I dunno if I like them more than Radiohead, seeing as I don't listen to Radiohead much, but seriously, maybe it's just me, but I don't exactly find repeating that they are better than Radiohead fourteen times funny. Like the Thom quote is funny, but after that it goes into complete overkill... Like if we're writing a satirical article about Muse, shouldn't it have Muse jokes, not tasteless Radiohead ones? Revelaaaations 04:48, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Alright, no offence, but certain people obvious weren't mature enough to deal with the Radiohead jokes, so after watching them change from anti-Muse, to anti-Radiohead, back and forth getting increasingly worse, I removed the Radiohead references... But we'll keep the Thom Yorke quote, because it's brilliant! Well, I like it at any rate, congrats to whoever wrote it up... lol... Revelaaaations 08:55, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Perhaps an article with absolutely no reference at all to Radiohead throughout the entire thing, except every now and then the narrator mentions to the reader that they haven't mentioned Radiohead yet, and should be commended for it. That could be pretty funny. -RAHB 08:58, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Not so funny anymore

Sometime ago I visited the page and find it very funny. I came back and find the article was way different and some of the most hilarious parts were missing (like the new almbum tracklist being hidden in the 6th floor, 6th door, 6th cabinet or something similar at Hogwarts), and now Matthew Bellamy's article has been redirected here and I cant' understand why since it had been nicely written..just a thought, sorry to bother.