Talk:Oprah Winfrey

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Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on December 31, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

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[edit] Way too many Quotes

What's the deal? Half of them are stupid and unfunny. --Admiral06 23:39, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

What's the deal? Half of them are stupid and unfunny.

~ Admiral06

--69.250.154.11 14:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Oprah has such a beautiful plastic surgery deformation face!



It is my duty to inform everyone that I saw bigfoot on this page on December 21, 2005 at 4:32 PM EST.




Oprah scares thte crap outta me. Hi Kayla!!!! You read this!!! Good for you!!!





New rule: No one may use the word "Oprah." -- What in god's name can we use then? -prah?


How about She Who Must Not Be Named (No Not Voldemort You Fool It's A Robe Not A Bloody Dress Eejit I'm Talking About Oprah Oh Bugger I Just Said It)? - Ragamuffin

I saw the Loch Ness Monster here. ZOMG !! --§m¡lª¢k, 68.100.89.77 01:19, 24 January 2006 (UTC)

Loch Ness Monster spotted on this page on 1/26/06 at 11:07 EST

[edit] moster!!!

OMG!!! I SAW THA LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!

aww well, back to play the game


BIGFOOT SEEN AGAIN ON FEB. 12 AT 1:22 AM

I saw a UFO, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Elvis, and the Spanish Inquisition. I sure didn't expect that.


i also saw elvis today, february 17th 2006, at 1:02:37 p.m.

I saw a UFO today, March 7th 2006, at 11.37am GMT.

[edit] FIXED

I fixed it! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png

[edit] god! everybody's living in the past!

Oprah's not fat anymore!
Stimpy9337 04:10, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Looks like some vandalism

Seems as though some of the section titles have been vandalized. Someone do something about it cause I'm way too fuckin tired to go reverting and searching for the vandal right now. Sir Tripod2282 Image:Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~02:19, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Unfunny Nonsense

There's too much useless crap on this page, it should be fixed.--KingNike 03:49, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] This article...

...Is too long. Any chance of someone re-writing it? Lizardfizzard 16:22, June 30 2007 (UTC)


I'd also like to point out that Bald Eagles are no longer extinct. Anyone disagree? I'd like to see Oprah be as correct as possible. We don't want to ruin her reputation. 74.132.138.151 19:17, 18 July 2007 (UTC)Admiralthrawn999

Pardon me? WHAT? I have no idea what you're on about or what relevance that has to this article. --The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 17:44, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] My first Contribution!!!

hya everyone...what do you think of my work. I wrote the whole "Oprah and The United Federation of Furbies" section. Hope you guys like it!!!

[edit] 12-2007 - Overhaul

In December 2007 this article, in its previous format, was nominated for VFD. I offerred to undertake a complete rewrite which was presented on 12-30-2007; the VFD nom was removed.

I'm not married to this version of the article, but PLEASE remember to be Funny and not Stupid when contributing to the article in future. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:04, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I liked the former version, it followed the age-old "If you shove enough eclectic crap in at least some part of it is bound to be funny" mantra. The current revision is.. meh, it caters to only one type of humour. +Hexagon1 (t) 07:56, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Accepted, however in its old version it was sitting on VFD and about to be thrown over the cliff into garbage pail. The rewrite saved it from being deleted. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:10, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
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