Talk:Pokémon/archive1
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I fixed the episode entries. Hope you like it! --Jake4d1 19:24, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
The subject matter seems to be funny enough, but damn, that's a big block o' text! I'll try to work on it, but no doubt some shiny object will distract me... hey, there's one now!
Simply magnificent. -- 
Sir Giant Hogweed [Pontificate] CUN 06:01, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
Somebody nominate this for front page!--Mr. Bob 01:56, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
I think the joke is, all pokemon games are the same, so all the entries for the games are identical. am i right?
- no freaking way, they're all different contet and much awesome games each!!!
Changing one word in each entry isn't currently possible. The page is generated through the use of templates because it had become unmanageable in the non-template form. --Sir gwax (talk) 
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21:03, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
- You could easily change one word via a template parameter, if you really wanted to. But don't bother because the article is funny as-is. Agentsoo 16:14, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- Too late - I just did it. --L 08:15, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
- A Mad Lib template to persuade you otherwise. --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 17:29, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Great article! Someone has taken the liberty to add offensive material toward the bottom of the page so I shall censor it. :)
Yap I agry good joke
And 84.86.200.237 blanked it... {bleep}ers All that's left is the pokemon hax i put up a while back
I couldn't stop laughing! Very good article :P --Cardcaptor Stacey 18:30, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
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This is going overboard
The joke is gSomebody nominate this for front page!etting less and less funny…--FlareNUKE 20:43, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
yeah it is
I just read it for the first time and laughed harder and harder until about the last 5 which basically make the article suicide. Don't put yourself down, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
- Um, yeah, I actually agree with FlareNUKE...this was funny when there were about a dozen or so colours. Now all this article does is murder my Firefox. --UtarEmpire 12:17, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
wtf wtf wtf the old version was way better now its boring and unfunny
Pictures
There should be a different picture for every game, example: red Pikachu for Pokemon Red, Pikachu with a business suit for Pokemon Stock Market, etc. I don't even want to think about what Pokemon rapes Pikachu would look like, so that one (and a couple others) should probably be taken out. Otherwise, funny article, someday it could be a featured article. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 20:28, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
- It could be possible, but then we'd need a pic for each article. ~~FlareNUKE (Page Talk Contrib Final Fantasy II)
Wow
I love this article, I added it to my watchlist despite my hate for it [Pokémon]. Bravo! ~~FlareNUKE (Page Talk Contrib ☻)
- Yeah, I like it too, except for the fact that it is getting out of hand-Kettle 10:43, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
Pokémon Featuring Dimebag
Evil Pikachus were designed to fuse to the spinal column of children. The occupying factor was the child's futile attempt at removing the little shit Developer The Japanese Release Date to United States children for mind-control Genre Enslavement Platforms PenisBot Rating Burnt Sienna Would Oscar Wilde play it? Not likely Child mind-control at its finest, Pokémon (Japanese: ポッキーマン) was invented by the ancient Greeks but was only recently released to the world at large due to significant hold-ups in the patent office, although many believe it to be the work of the underworld.
Based loosely on the conviction that kids actually suck and can only be permitted to live insofar as they will eventually become not-kids, the Greeks sought the implementation of the Pokémon as a means of occupying the little buggers long enough to allow the adults to sneak out to late night bingo and philosophy death-matches near the fountain south of the Parthenon.
Sadly, the Greeks were unable to occupy their children in this manner, owing to the fact that none of the little brats wanted to train their L3 Jigglypuff after seeing the kick-ass Charizard on the box, and were eventually forced to eat them or train them in the ways of beer-vending (as many beer-vendors were being killed off when the bingo and philosophy death-matches got out of hand).
When Pokémon was finally pushed through the patent office and introduced to the world, children had already developed an immunity to it by breathing toxins released into the upper atmosphere by millions of Japanese Soy Sauce cooking "incidents." Greeks on the other hand went on to invent one of the world's most beloved product lines. The publishment of the game launched many Pokémon careers. Charizard starred in a Japanese remake of the classic, "Godzilla" but was fired after allegedly consuming the director, Kawasaki Mitsubishi. Others, who weren't so lucky, resorted to other sources for sustinence. Jigglypuff assumed a career as a crack addicted whore on New Jersey street corners.
Oh Glenny, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Glenny, hey Glenny Oh Glenny, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Glenny, hey Glenny Oh Glenny, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Glenny...
- I realised the reason of pokemons succes was because the game sucked. Yes, I'm serious. There were so many programming mistakes, the game was 90% glitch, which was way more fun than the actual game. I wanted to add something about this to the pokemon article, and then I found this. So maybe a hint for someone who wants to give the article some more content. Oh yeah, I liked Epileptic Hero Porygon at the bottom of the page. Genius, though no one will get it. Why I'm typing this? I'd say the discussion page was too short. Compared to the article itself. --PBz0r 11:44, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
- That was me, also the page kinda lags. We need to DELETE! --~~FlareNUKE (Page Talk Contrib Carrie) 18:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
- Pokémon G/S was actually programmed very well, but yes, R/B appears to have been coded by retarded monkeys and provides more amusement in glitch exploitation than in playing the game. 75.153.221.227 07:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
This article sucks blood
This should be put in the "Articles that suck blood" section, along with unelected eurocrat.
lollol
Bahh this is boring because it just repeats the boring joke over and over again. If it repeated it like 3 times it would be little funny, now I think it sucks :/
- NOOOO SO MUCH LAG I can't even read it because there's just TOO MUCH. AND it's the same thing over and over. Sucks, doesn't it?--Death motor 19:01, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
PWN
Ho! Ho! Ho! I got a machine gun!
Picture
Can we fit this picture in somehow? 
It's begging for it. --Gubby 23:03, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
Yo wish is mah COMMAND. --Moped 03:47, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
It be done yo (I've also added an NSFW template just in case). --Moped 03:57, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
- I don't know what's worse, that this picture exists or that I recognize it. 75.153.221.227 07:45, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I'm gonna say it, some of the pictures on this page are NOT funny, but rather completely disturbing! I am totally removing those. All they are is porn. Besides this is humor site. *shivers* --RedPooka 05:53, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
REQUEST PROTECTION
I'd like for an admin to protect this page from anonomous/new users. It keeps getting vandalized, and, earlier, after I had just reverted some vandalism it got vandalized again. Thank you. --RedPooka 02:27, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
FireRed
shouldnt the text for FireRed be red? not black?
Pitcure II
How about fitting this in.
Link
It's doesn't do anything for the sake of satire. It's merely a useless, not-funny shock image. --RedPooka 07:07, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
Add mroe episodes
Ash does some explaining Ash comes out of the closet Pikachu does some experimenting
Picture #3
I know it has the not safe for work thing in it, but is a lolicon picture really necessary? That isn't just "not safe for work", it isn't safe for Canada, Norway, South Africa, Sweden, and (maybe) the U.S. It isn't funny when someone can get arrested. --RedPooka 15:41, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
Image suggestion
DO IT.--Sultanofsurreal 00:42, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
this sucks
see title!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
