Talk:Retard

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This article was nominated for deletion on May 9, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

[edit] If you can read, please read the following, if not please fuck off

I made this page dedicated to my retarded mum. To keep her from licking the shit out of your windows here are some simple ground rules:

Please don't write 'You' or 'Your Mom' on this page, twats.
Please don't write 'LOL' on this page, American twats. Come to think of it, don't write LOL ever!
Please don't write 'Gay' or 'Fag' on this page, little American twats.
This page isn't for making fun of retards, if you have no pubic hair it may not be immediately obvious, but it's a subtle comentary about political correctness. You don't need to add any of the following:
- Spackers
- Spaztics
- Window licker
- Spazzy
- Lip biscuit
- Drooler
- Moody spaz
- Spaz-matic
- Spaz on legs
- Spaz on wheels
- Spacker bom backer
- Tesco worker
- Spack
- Spack on a stick
- Spaz-bom
- Flitchard
- Fuck-ups
- Retards
- Noah Brown
- Matrix Retarded
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Retards
- Pulp Fiction
- R for RETARDED.
- You
- Emo
- Einstien
- Hannah Montanna
- EVERY pop artist ever SPAWNED
- Pretty much everyone you ever looked up to
- Anyone who isn't a communist
- George W Bush
- Cameron
- I feel like crying
- Any member of the Democratic Party
- Slow learners
- Exceptional
- Spastics
- Window lickers
- Flids
- mongrel's
- Fuck ups
- Paris Hilton
- Downs syndrome
- Chavs
- Scrum bumb
No George Bush. He won't be president anymore soon, so no-one will care and this whole website will be out of date.
Please do not add anything about American politics. No-one gives a shit except angry teenagers.
Please don't add the name of anyone who is famous for being stupid, especially if it's because you wish you were them/could sleeep with them.
Don't add any moving GIF images that have fuck all to do with anything because you think they are 'like way cool' or 'whatever'

If you do have an uncontrolable urge to make a shit page about retardism, I recomend you copy paste all of the above into a new page called Ree-Tard, and see how long it takes before it gets deleted.

Now get the fuck off my lawn you pesky little brats, and no you can't have you ball back, at least not until you grow some pubes.