Talk:Satin
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ok... heres my idea:
Satan Loves This Article
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Jesus Loves This Article
The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this article and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.
I'll be damned if Satin And Jesus ever agree
