Talk:Teletubbies
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Please tell me what you think!
The football part is just hilarious, but wouldn't the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have super powers or something? In agreement with the comment below, I think Po was also a grrl too. Then again, they could just guys posing as grrls in the PBS TV show. --Snerlin 16:21, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
Ok: Too American-o-centric. No-one else has any idea what sport yer going on about... And it doesn't make much out of La-la being a "grrl". More Grrl Power!
And everyone really knows that The Teletubbies are really the invention of a vengeful Great Britain to use against the rest of the world (But especially The Colonies) for forgetting how wonderful The British Empire was...
Ah. Revenge is sweet! And it serves you right for that pre-emptive attack on our televisions with stuff like 'Barney The (Effing) Dinosaur' and "Friends". God! "C***s!" more like! Those bastard shows have been clogging up our television schedules for years now!
Couldn't you have just invaded us with tanks and stuff?
So... just because it's about fuckin' American football means I can't write about it? Damn, I made two friggin soccer articles, be happy with what I give you. Shit. ( :P ) --Savethemooses 18:25, 4 Apr 2005 (EDT)
This needs to also be in the categories
How in the world did this get featured?
- It was featured way back in early 2005, when featured articles hadn't evolved into what they are today. This article, in my opinion, has held up better than plenty of other 2005 FA's. --
16:24, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Football is not that funny. You ought to mention the Tinky winky controversy. 99.230.152.143 16:59, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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[edit] UD crap
I found the following on Urban Dictionary, not sure if it is of any use:
"Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".
Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.
To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.
Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg." Willy88 02:02, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Proof of Evil
Mathematical Proof that the teletubies are evil.
Teletubbies consume Time and Money! Time is Money! So Time and Money is Money^2 (Squared) And money is the (square) ROOT of ALL EVIL. Which makes the teletubbies pure evil.
[edit] The Movie
Why was my "The Movie" section of the article deleted? I see no harm that it has done, and I am AUTREGHED at its deletion! - User:sammyt3hsnake, September 18, 2007
- Because it was stupid. -- 19:33, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Little known facts
As a pre-latin-latin student (not the normal latin that lawyers learn) I can tell you where the name Teletubbies come from.
Pre-latin-latin was the language that the Stone Age lawyers used. telet - The pet name given to Satan by Hades ubbie - My cousin The s in pre-latin-latin is not plural, but a term of endearment.
So. Teletubbies is Satan's little cousin.
If one of the good humor writers out there can twist the facts a bit to make it humorous, it will be great. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]])
- Good stuff. I put it on there. -- 18:07, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Super Mario
Mr Alex, I tinkered with your edits so they fit the article better. You have to understand that this article is already perfect as it is, so attempting to add to it can at best make it just as good as it was before. I took out the silly nicknames for the Teletubbies (they already have nicknames that are silly enough) and I put a "see also" to your Stinky Winky article. I like how you associated Teletubbies with Mario characters (clever observation there) but once again, there's not a lot of room for improvement in this article, and trying to overload it with jokes will only make it worse. Cheers. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 01:41, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- So this means that the article Stinky Winky is now useless, so I allow an admin to delete it. --Mr Alex 16:42, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- It's not useless. There's often more than one way to be funny about the same topic. Notice there are about fifty articles about Jesus, and two featured articles about Conservapedia. And it doesn't look like the Stinky Winky (fearsome god of the dwarven people?) article has anything to do with this article (football players who won championships for Notre Dame). So keep keep writing your own slant on Teletubbies (and leave this one where it is), and if it's good enough it will get recognized, or at the very least, not deleted. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 21:00, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
You are right, but I don't even know what to do with it, almost everyhing is the same exept for a few words. That's why I allow that the Stinky Winky article gets deleted.
--Mr Alex 22:48, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Something I don't get
How come this site advertises wiki's tubbie article,yet I'd never even heard of this site untill someone on wiki:tubbie talk discusson page under a heading "Vandalism" said "If they wanna do that stuff,they should go to Uncyclopedia."?BTW,I got blocked on wiki for "Vandalism"(editing that's unconsrotive or "inaccerite" which is accerite on this site 'cause they're liberals up on wiki).Also,this is my first day here so tell me if I'm being "Stupid".What's relly weird is that wiki has "sister projects"(i.e.Wiktionary, (the free dictionary)Wikiquote,Wikinews,ect.) yet this site is not included.My wiki block lasts for about a day and a half.Wiki sucks. BBBBBBADLYYYYYY.The're all LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only that,but they're MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uncylo's wikiarticle is right:they DO take the fun out of everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 65.0.184.39(talk) 22:08, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
- What? User:Syndrome/sig 02:32, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
- What do you mean,"what"?You don't understand,or am I being "stupid"?74.249.96.10 (talk) 19:18, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
- What was the point of your "edit" to this talk page?We are a humour wiki.Nothing to do with Wikipedia.Do you have something to contribute? User:MrN9000/sig(User talk:MrN9000/sig)19:22, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
- What do you mean,"what"?You don't understand,or am I being "stupid"?74.249.96.10 (talk) 19:18, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
I just think it's weird they don't make it clear that this site exsits(even though they have "sister projects"),yet on most pages on here,they have a temple for "For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Teletubbies.It was also to tell you guys about me being blocked as well as my option on there "encyclopedia".I'm new,so am I being "stupid"?Feel free to tell me ,'cause you can.I suck,don't I?Again,feel free to tell me ,'cause,like I said,you can! 74.249.96.10 (talk) 22:59, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
