Talk:The Un-Wiki War

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[edit] Wiki War

DAMMIT THIS ARTICLE IS RIGHT! I WANT TEAMS OF UNCYCLOPEDIANS VANDALIZING WIKIPEDIA ASAP! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 209.211.184.198 (talk • contribs)

I'm against that idea. If we should be warring with anyone, it should be the Dramaticans. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 20:32, October 16, 2007

Well, we don't we attack both...It would seem like a good assault if we can get teams up attacking certain articles... --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Wiki Vandal (talk • contribs)

Look people, we are not really at war. Our articles say so, but we are NOT at war. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Well then let's start one... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 209.211.184.198 (talk • contribs)

What about allying with the Wikipedians? It's really a plan. Arm the diplomacy team with teleporters. Have one man with a nuclear Uncyclo-Bomb plant it in the Wikpedian king's chair. As soon as the treaty is signed, leave then. Have the man detonate the bomb. The explosion will destroy En, cripple the Wikipedians, and stop them from attacking, after which the Uncyclopeian forces can build up forces and attack as well. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.51.131.41 (talk • contribs)

[edit] Reinforcements have arrived!

Now, even though I am not a member of Uncyclopedia, I am dedicated to their cost. I was able to acquire some reinforcements for Uncycopedia. Here's the list.

25 Battlecruisers

75 Heavy Frigates

The 712th Battlemech Legion

Razgriz Squadron

The Wikipedia Death Star (I managed to override the controls and stop it from destroying Uncyclopedia, modify it as you wish.)

400 F-35 Lightning IIs. ("Liberated" from Wikipedia.)

12700 infantry soldiers

Over 7000 tons of equipment to support troops.

5000 Gauss Cannons.

The Grand Army of the Republic

Renegade Squadron

More will arrive as the war continues. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 70.51.131.41 (talk • contribs)