Talk:Teletubbies

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[edit] Please tell me what you think!

Savethemooses (Talk | Contribs) 02:04, 15 March 2007

The football part is just hilarious, but wouldn't the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have super powers or something? Snerlin (Talk) 16:21, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Too American-o-centric. No one else has any idea what sport you're going on about.Everyone really knows that The Teletubbies are really the invention of a vengeful Great Britain to use against the rest of the world (but especially the Colonies) for forgetting how wonderful The British Empire was.Ah, Revenge is sweet! And it serves you right for that pre-emptive attack on our televisions with stuff like "Barney & Friends".God!Crap's more like it!Those bastard shows have been clogging up our television schedules for years!GOD!Couldn't you have just invaded us with tanks and stuff?62.252.192.5 (talk) 05:07, 22 March 2007

So... just because it's about friggin American football means I can't write about it? Dang, I made two friggin soccer articles, be happy with what I give you. Drat!Savethemooses (Talk • Contribs) 18:25, 4 April 2007 (EDT)

Football is not that funny. You ought to mention the Tinky Winky controversy. 99.230.152.143(Talk) 16:59, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Done.Tinkywinkyisgay 23:31, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UD crap

I found the following on Urban Dictionary, not sure if it is of any use:

"Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".

Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.

To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.

Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg." Willy88 02:02, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Proof of Evil

Mathematical Proof that the teletubies are evil: Teletubbies consume time and money! Time is money! So time and money is money^2 (Squared) And money is the (square) ROOT of ALL EVIL. Which makes the Teletubbies pure evil. 76.10.131.81 (talk) 17:56, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Little known facts

As a pre-latin-latin student (not the normal latin that lawyers learn) I can tell you where the name Teletubbies come from.

Pre-latin-latin was the language that the Stone Age lawyers used. telet - The pet name given to Satan by Hades ubbie - My cousin The s in pre-latin-latin is not plural, but a term of endearment.

So,Teletubbies are Satan's little cousins.

If one of the good humor writers out there can twist the facts a bit to make it humorous,it'll be great. 17:43, 6 January 2008 Dax (talk)

Good stuff.I put it on there. » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:07, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Featured article

HELP ME GET IT TO A FEATURED ARTICLE PLEASE!I'M WORING ON IT!Tinkywinkyisgay 18:44, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

I have merged Tinky Winky with the Teletubbies.Also doing more expanding.Thanks!Tinkywinkyisgay 19:43, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] They have Televisions in their stomachs!

AAHH!I didn't see anything about the fact that the Teletubbies have televisions in their stomachs! They're "Teletubbies", after all. Perhaps this is related to their ability to destroy youths' minds? 98.180.210.196 (talk) 02:46, 28 September 2008

I'll put that in there.I've improved the article alot by merging Tinky Winky in with the Teletubbies and doing some expanding.Now to put this in and merge the Teletubbies with The Great Teletubby War.Also, I made an article on Facts on Teletubbies (taken from translated Italian version) but it was deleted.I'm gonna go now and add a section on it to the Teletubbies article.Also write up about them being gay padiflies aimed to destory kids' minds via gayness and "hugging".Cheers!Tinkywinkyisgay 23:35, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

Done.I'm still working though.Cheers!Tinkywinkyisgay 00:01, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Talk:Tinky Winky Archive

[edit] Name change

Tinky Winky's name has been changed to Stinky Winky. I like it like that.It's much funnier. Mr Alex (talk) 21:53, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Delete

it's blank and useless 65.0.167.98 (talk) 16:01, 16 August 2008

So are you. If the article exists, there's no reason to delete the talk page. JudgeZarbi TALK 16:08, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Featured

We need to get this article featured!I'm working on it.Please help!It has lots of potential!65.0.175.60 (talk) 22:52, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Anything that says "gay" in it will be reverted. Your article said gay quite a lot. You may rewrite the whole thing if you deem it necessary. Oh, and please learn to use the preview button. It's next to the save button, and doesn't clog up recent changes. Thank you. JudgeZarbi TALK 22:56, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Well gay is less ofensive then fuck, right? I was tring to be funny.Is gay not funny?65.0.175.60 (talk) 23:05, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Gay is funny if used very sparingly. It's just gay wears thin very quickly. Other than that, you're doing well. Keep it up, and try and keep it coherent! Oh yes, and when you're finished, I'll be able to spellcheck it for you :) Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 23:08, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!I thought I was doing badly.Cheers!65.0.175.60 (talk) 23:09, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

It's fine.Oh, and if you're thinking or being a regular contributor here, it is recommended you register an account. That way, you are easier to remember, and you won't have your contributions lying all over different IPs. And as a bonus, your IP is hidden from everyone else. JudgeZarbi TALK 23:12, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

OK, I'll see if I can register.I love it here. 65.0.175.60 (talk) 23:14, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

I registered.I hope my new name is apporpritte.Cheers! Tinkywinkyisgay (talk)23:17, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

If not, it's not the end of the world, you'll be able to register a different account. And welcome! JudgeZarbi TALK 23:19, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Merge with Teletubbies

I'm wondering if a merge would work.I'm trying to improve both articles and I think a merge would benifit both.See my test of it at User:Tinkywinkyisgay/Article about stuff‎.Cheers! Tinkywinkyisgay (talk) 18:56, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

I have now merged.If this is wrong, you can undo it.Tinkywinkyisgay 19:44, 9 October 2008 (UTC)