Talk:William Shatner

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Um, as, a, frequent, sufferer, of, Shatnerese, I, must, point out, that, not, every, word, is, followed by, a pause, in, Shatnerese. The, comma, affliction, demonstrated, in this, article, is actually, related, to, Blue, Öyster, Cult, and, their, gratitous, umlauting. Economy1 19:43, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I... must confirm. The distinct fea-ture of, Shatnerese, is, not thor-ough commaing, but an, intellectual and... dramatic waver, between solil-o-quo-quilly slow, and emphatically fast paced. A, true-worshipper of, his Shatnerness, would be more, aware, of, how to structure. His. Sentences. --QuantumDriver 05:28, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

I vow we change every , to . Makes more sense that every few words are their own sentence, with periods instead of commas. Still: who's gonna be the man to change every one? EmpComm 22:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)