Talk:You Are Dead

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Zombies? Why can't I become a zombie?

Because You Are Dead--Scott 21:00, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Just become a zombie to wind him up. --Narcissus Black 20:26, 28 June 2008 (UTC)


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[edit] RE4 death screen

Rather than "Game Over", RE4 went for the simple phrase "You are dead." Is that worth putting here?--Katana314 03:39, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Damn This All

The audio is annoying. AHEM. And my links were removed. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 01:45, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Why is the audio annoying? You don't like the sound of my voice? Huh?! --General Insineratehymn 12:31, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, er...I mean, it's not that...umm...$#!%. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 17:15, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
Is that your real voice??? Aaadddaaammm 01:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, seriously, I hate to break it to you but that was one really, really annoying voice. It sounded like a really, really bad attempt at imitating Lore Sjoberg if you ask me. Don't try, Sjoberg's voice isn't very replicable.

PS Try not to mumble or skip huge chunks of text. And get a manlier voice. 24.22.240.16 08:03, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Idea for "You Are Dead FAQ"

(Probably best placed b4 all the "no's!"

Q: Is all of death just negation?

A: No.


--AmericanBastard 15:10, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Huh?

if im dead, how am i reading this article? and how am i editing the discussion? Diabl0658 00:24, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

You aren't, duh! Because you're dead. dead people can't edit discussions. So shut up and stay dead, dead person.~ PHDrillSergeant...ยง 02:08, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Userbox

Dead This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

--Scott 04:30, 14 February 2007 (UTC)




Hmm.. If it were me I'd make it something more like this:
Dead This user is dead. Dead dead dead.

However, they will accept gifts of condolence.

-- --So So 16:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)



[edit] Reader

Is the reader in the sound retarded?Skoalman666 22:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] opening

I don't like all of the video game references at the beginning. I'll take them out if others agree. --So So 06:49, 10 January 2008 (UTC)


I started the game references with RE4 (my first Uncyclopedia edit), and other users have added the rest. I could, theoretically, understand removal of most, but, when you die in Resident Evil 4, there is no "Game Over" screen-- Just a pool of blood that says "You Are Dead". It's too painfully appropriate to remove. The rest are all in good fun. Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson 03:38, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Okay, as a compromise I just put them after the original opening instead. I didn't necessarily hate them; I just didn't want to start off the page with a video game theme. --So So 14:18, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Agreed. Nice doing business with you, sir. Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson 21:39, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hmmmm...

There seems to be a problem with a span or div or something, as made obvious by the broke-ness of the sidebar. Can/how fix this? --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 19:27, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

It could be the font; maybe it's trying to do the special font on the sidebar, and can't. Or maybe God just hates us.

I assumed it was an attempt to make the page even more desolate feeling by getting rid of the sidebar, and failing that the next best thing was pushing it down to the bottom? I don't know, I didn't do it... If it could be done away with entirely that would be cool though. The Page of No Return. --So So 14:13, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
That's a pretty dang good idea, man. Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson 19:38, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] font

The person that originally made the font like it is now kept the questions in the faq in the standard font. I don't know how he did it, but I liked it... --So So 15:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I am a dumass I am a dummass dont deny! thats right!

[edit] Wow

This is really scary.

shut up, you're dead Awakedread 03:20, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Well obviously we're not. --81.154.74.112 20:23, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
Come on, didn't you read the page? You're dead! - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:32, Jun 9
No I'm not, I'm immortal. --81.154.74.112 18:27, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
YOU CAN'T DIE!!!1!1!!11!1!1!111!1!!11 because you are already dead --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 15:59, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
No I can't die because I'm a god, unlike you, puny mortal. --Narcissus Black 15:27, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] A silly question

The article is very interesting. But...where is Voldemort?

He's dead!

[edit] About Voldemort

I get that his name can redirect to this page, but why not make a page for him?

And before you say anything, yes I know he's dead, and that I'm supposed to be dead, but someone else can make his article.

I did actually create an article for Voldemort and was in the process of making it outrageously witty and amusing when some idiot came along and redirected it to this piece of, well. Don't worry, I'm going to recreate it then redirect this article to that one. --Narcissus Black 20:26, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

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