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This text will be deleted in seconds. It exists only to make this talk page a blue link, so that one can get the full drift of the page it is is being a talk page for. Because everyone knows that it's just so important that the real page has a blue link, not a red link. Duh. It's common knowledge that all the good pages on Uncyclopedia have blue talk pages, 'cause that means somebody cared enough to leave their two cents on the talk page. There's not even any debate on that matter, 'cause it's just so obviously obvious. That was not redundant by the way. No way. Actually, I haven't been redundant in this whole diatribe, which, I remind you, was started to leave something on this talk page which would then be instantly deleted. Yep. I'm not being redundant in any way. No way am I repeating the same thing in a different form. Of course I'm not rehashing the same point in the same topic several times. I'm definitely not drilling the same point into your heads until you wonder if I'm not aware of how totally redundant this actually is. Because it's not redudant. There is absolutely no possible way that somebody could think that I was repeating myself over and over. Because it's just common fact that I am not saying the same stuff over and over, replacing similar words and sentence structures with new synonyms that mean the exact same thing as the first few sentences before it. Ha! That'd be just stupid. Writing the same thing as the first nine sentences... what a laugh. That cracks me up. As a matter of fact, this whole thing cracks me up. I actually kinda like it. Hmmmm...you know what? I think I'm not gonna delete this paragraph after writing the whole thing. Yeah, I'm gonna keep it. It's just too funny to delete like that out of the blue. Even though it wasn't really out of the blue, since I'd planning on deleting it for this whole thing I'm writing. Speaking of blue, that's why I'm writing this paragraph. Did you know that? It's to make this page a blue link for the page that this is for? And now my work is done. I've done it, and now I'm gonna delete it. Except I don't want to because this whole thing is just so awesome. I think I'm gonna leave it here. Just to be safe. Ah, I feel so happy now, knowing that I've made such a hilarious page. I can go to bed happy now, knowing that I've created such a masterpiece. Z Z Z Z Z Z z . . .
"A Note From the Author's Mother: After reading this, I realized that I failed as a mother. There's no reason to live anymore. Goodbye, cruel world."
