Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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“Never have I seen terrible pirates in my entire career, even if they're playing football!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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[edit] Introduction to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are an NFL football team comprised mainly of pirates and people with very big swords. This doesn't mean they are masters of swordfights - they are actually masters of nihilism. The Pirates have been masters of losing seasons - since 1976, they had 23 losing seasons, thanks to their mastery of nihilism. As a matter of fact, their team football trading card for 76' at one point was valued at negative -$12.50 (meaning that in order to sell the card, the seller also had to pay the buyer $12.50 just to get rid of the card).
[edit] Origins
They were established as a team in the year 1976 but due to unpopularity they soon after became pirates and started killing people. Some say they were established a lot earlier, with origins dating back to the 15th Century. This could be due to the pirates' origins, and the reason why they sucked is because of evil 12 year olds, masters of invading the internet.
[edit] Team Overview
Their current head coach is Blackbeard, or, as some people like to call him, John Gruden. He hasn't been making any progress since the big clash of 2002. Hopefully they'll recruit more pirates, but due to the 12 year olds invading the internet, there may be no hope. Last season, they posted an anemic 3-12-1 record because of those evil people. Next season will even be worse, and they have finished with all their games lost more than 5 times in their career. This could be the Buccaneers' final season...
[edit] Current Roster
The following people may or may not actually be on the team:
- Blackbeard the Pirate
- The Pittsburgh Pirates' graduates
- Captain Hook
- The Pope
- Your Dad
- The Vandals of Uncyclopedia
- Captain America
- [[Jermaine Davis,Falaun Davis,Jae'tia Davis,Devion Davis,Jaz'myn Davis
