Tasmanians

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“Fucking Inbreds!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tasmanians

Tasmanians are a subset of the natives of Australia. Tasmanians have a strong overseas history, especially with New Zealand. Tasmanians are unique in their ability to be the only group of people to live overseas in their native country Australia.

Most outsiders believe the story that Tasmanians also have two heads - a unique feature due to their history of serious in-breeding. The excessive in-breeding is due to the very small nature of the island which has a maximum population limit of 6 people (long since exceeded) who all live in the same house. For example, Bertha is her daughter's sister and second cousin twice removed and then put back again once and is now her lesbian lover. (This is only a small example of the complex incestual nature of the island)

Even so, most Tasmanians are intellectually inferior to the rest of Australia (except Brisbane) and realise that they are really a colony of America, and all that stuff above is simply to keep the superior mainlanders snickering at their "Prime Minister".

[edit] Handling

Tasmanians are cold, cruel creatures, known for exterminating species. Tasmanians should be treated with respect and a moderate-to-large sized pole. If approaching a Tasmanian unguarded, beware for their characteristic ability to eradicate foreign races (see Aboriginals). Tasmanians are unique in their ability to commit genocide and still have Native Title cases against them. They are sly and not to be trusted. One may also keep at all times a dictionary, as logic is known to repel these unclean creatures.