Tatooine

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R2-D2, C-3PO, giant sausage, Senator Armmadillo and Bananakin Skywalker on the planet of Yootapootapowpow.

“I used to live here, you know.”

~ Luke Skywalker on Yootapootapowpow

“How can they live on a planet with no water, for Christ's sake.”

~ Logan Faulkender on Yootapootapowpow

Yootapootapowpow is a planet in the Star Wars universe. The planet is home to Mr. Roark, Emperor Sun-Cantan Lon and many Sausage factories, where such appendages are manufactured by C. Bulbous, also known as The Doug or simply Doug. They are sold primarily at Sausage Hutt. The terrain has been said to suspiciously resemble that of the north African country of Tunisia. In Morocco, there's a sandcrawler in the Moroccan part of the Sahara oftentimes mistaken to be a recently opened hotel.

[edit] Geology and geography

“In Soviet Russia, hole sinks YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Yootapootapowpow geology and geography

Sinkholes on Yootapootapowpow are a common geological feature that appear in areas where the rock below the surface of the land is made from substances like salt beds, limestone, carbonate rock, carbonite, Soviet Russian Reversalists, headless clowns, and decapitated afronauts. Naturally-occurring sinkholes are also created by long periods of drought, or when caves with underground streams naturally give way to the power of mah moneh.

Hotel Tatooine

On a dark desert planet

Cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of bantha poodoo

Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance

I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There was a jawa in the doorway

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself

This could be Heaven or this could be Hell

Then it lit up a candle

And it showed me the way

There were wookies down the corridor

I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Tatooine

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely place (background)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of force at the Hotel Tatooine

Any time of year

Any time of year (background)

You can find it here

You can find it here

Her mind is royalty twisted

She's got the spaceship bends

She's got a lot of pretty, pretty 'droids

That she calls friends

How they dance in the courtyard

Sweet summer sweat

Some dance to remember

C3PO to forget

So I called up Captain Solo

Please bring me my wine

He said

We haven't had that spirit here since 19 BBY

And still those wookies are calling from far away

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Tatooine

Such a lovely Place

Such a lovely Place (background)

Such a lovely force

Carbonite frozen at the Hotel Tatooine

What a nice surprise

What a nice surprise (background)

Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling

Jabba the Hutt by my side

And she said

We are all just prisoners here

Of our own dark side

And in the Emperor's chambers

They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their laser knives

But they just can't kill the Sith

Last thing I remember

I was running for the door

I had to find the escape pod to the place I was before

Relax said the robot

We are programmed to receive

You can check out any time you like

But you can never leave

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