Tauranga

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Tauranga (Tow-ron-gah) is a phonetically pronounced village on the outskirts of a toxic waste dump and the offices of the prostitutes collective.

[edit] Founding

Founded in 1801 by Sir Alexander Bell, who went on to great fame as the inventor of the automacar. It has a growing population - last year a guy called Bob began sleeping on the streets. However some of the council leaders of Towrongah have decided that he does not count because he pays no taxes and should be moved on - preferably to Whakatane (Fucker-Tah-Nee), a place that we all agree, is the worst place on the face of the planet( with the exception of the small town of Gore, in the South Island)

[edit] Imports and Exports

Towrongah's main export is prostitutes, prostitutes collectives, prostitutes advocates and prostitution law reform. The mayor of the city, Madame Domini Natrix has a Ph.D in prostitution and works part time as a prostitute to "keep in touch with the common people." The main employment in Towrongah is prostitution, closely followed by cleaning up the offices of the prostitutes collective, a heinous job at the best of times, but made worse after a night of scrabble and fun in the vomitorium.

[edit] Pastimes

A fun sport in Towrongah is roaming the streets and raping rugby players with a soccer ball on a stick. Although this has been in decline since suspicions arose that the rugby players actually enjoyed it, and along with "scruming" each other in the showers after "the game" and fisting possums rated it as one of their top 10 turn ons.

[edit] Notable Citizens

n/a

[edit] Not very notable Citizens

Epic Lulz.

Official 2006 town slogan: Towrongah - good for business, great for lifestyle and prostitution.