Ted McGinley

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McGinley, taking the news of his latest movie's ticket sales.

Ted McGinley is an actor, born May 30th, 1958 in Seoul, South Korea, a sad 7 years after the sitcom was started with I Love Lucy. Prior to McGinley's acting career, sitcoms were rarely successfully. After attending the Warsaw School of Performance Arts McGinley started a career as a sitcom actor with Happy Days -- as well as a movie actor in the unsuccessful Revenge of the Nerds series of movies. Every sitcom McGinley stars in is destined for greatness and only ends after the death of a writer or actor. He was beautified by the pope in 1972 as the patron saint of euthanizing television shows. A recent study revealed that Mr. McGinley is the third leading cause of suicide in the United States. The first and second leading causes are Celine Dion and "having a bad day".

[edit] Some Classic Sitcoms Starring McGinley

McGinley as a blow up doll about to have a three-some with a chicken and the park ranger who hated Yogi bear.

Welcome Back, Kotter (doesn't star McGinley himself, but successful due to a look-alike)
Hope and Faith, as Charley Shanowski
The Love Boat, as Ace
Married with Children, as Bud's blow up doll