Teen Mpreg
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Teenage Male Pregnancy (commonly shortened to "teen death") is an alarming epidemic among American youth. In 1992, only 2% of the US's population of teenage boys (defined in the statistics as ages 12-17) was or had been pregnant. By 2005, that number had spiked to 81.9%. Interestingly, only males age 12-19 can become pregnant. The rise of Emo has often been cited as the main cause of the growing numbers of teen mpregs.
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- Teenagers, both male and female, can become pregnant with species other than human, if they have recently engaged in bestiality; this is not true for other age groups.
- While teenage girls cannot get other teen girls pregnant, it is entirely possible for teenage boys to get each other pregnant. A teen boy cannot be impregnated by a male of any other age range, though he can be impregnated by dominant girls age 3 and older.
- It is very common for teen boys to get pregnant from their imaginary friends.
- Pregnant teenage boys usually develop breasts, usually larger than those of girls the same age.
- Contrary to popular belief the urge to die usually predates mpregnancy.
- Girls born to teen male mothers have about a 50% chance of being born with autism, a condition which causes the girl to age extremely fast and reach age 18 after only three years of birth. Hyperaging in boys is less common, and only ages the person to age 15 within three years.
- Male teenage mothers often (but not always) develop female characteristics, and sometimes, they appar from the neck down as a girl for the rest of their lives.
Categories: Sexuality | Pregnancy | Emo | Fetishes
