Template:Minor-jesii
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| Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Jesus. | ||
| Sony Jesus: With a Playstation Crown of Thorns | Invented economic theory: Supply-side Jesus | |
| Jesus of Nazareth: Singer and Songwriter | The Passion of the Jew: Kyle Broflovski | |
| Dark Jesus: Parallel Universe Jesus | Something musical: The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus | |
| Jesus Christ - Alcoholic: Just like daddy. | Member of the Carpenters: Jeez | |
| King Jesus: That's sire to you, boy | Semi-Jesus anthropormorphic personification:Messiah | |
| Purple Jesus: International Man of Mystery and funkmaster extraordinare | Working class hero and modern day sage: Jesus Fucking Christ | |
| Pirate Ninja Jesus: Bringing Peace to Pirates and Ninjas | Sabbath Night Fever: Disco Jesus | |
| Super Jebus: Western Sydney pimp | He screams! He sells! His head EXPLODES! Billy Mays | |
| Jesus Marx: Illegal Commie Clone | Elemental Jesus: Je (element) | |
| Republican Jesus: Has a "W" sticker on his SUV | An alpha prototype Christ: Jesus 1.5a | |
| Hide and Go Jesus: The hardest one to find | That one in that band...Nightmare Cinema or something: Jesus LaBrie | |
| Hardcore Jesus: Two-Stepped his way to Hardcore-heaven | Moshed his way to Metal-heaven: Metal Jesus | |
| Jihad Jesus: جهاد عيسي | Raise one family and you will be a believer: Pet Jesus | |
| Stephen Colbert: Smiting Bears for in God's name | Patron Jesus of Crocodiles: Steve Irwin | |
| Ultimate Jesus: Designed by God to be the ultimate fighting machine | He's blonde, cultish, and believes in racial purity. No, it's not a Nazi, it's: Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints | |
| MC Jesus: The Jewish Rap Sensation | Blue in hue and bereft of beard too: Bizarro Jesus | |
| Lobster Jesus: Boiled for your sins! | Bow to ye savior or walk the plank ye scurvy dogs: Captain Jesus | |
