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- George Bush, and Japanese Prime Minister invent a new secret handshake
- UAE to cancel USA's $9 Trillion Debt, citizens respond by buying more SUVs.
- Saddam Hussein found to have yellowcake after all, Bush was right!
- MSNBC celebrates 4th of July/birth of Chris Hansen with "Predator" marathon.
- Smashable Guitars to be featured in new Guitar Hero game.
- Impromptu Thunderdome erupts at Florida gas station
- Donkey Kong, and other video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices (pictured)
- Scientists at CERN discover magic, and are immediately accosted by J.K. Rowling for stealing ideas
- Sexism accusations put National Chess Piece Makers Association on strike
- Playground pals Bill & Barack on speaking terms again
- ”Spoiled Votes” declared surprise winner of Zimbabwean Presidential run-off
- France and Switzerland to destroy world in August
- Members of Conservapedia demand proof of the existence of science
- Zimbabwe's Mugabe claims to have won the Euro 2008 championship
- Obama shares playlist; disappoints supporters
