Template:Unwanted Jesii
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The Abandoned Hallway of Unwanted Jesii
| Pity them, and feed them table scraps. If you are still confused about which one you want... then you're fucking retarded, bitch! | |
| Bad Jesii | |
|---|---|
| Jesus Hitler: Das Überkhrist! | All Jesii wrapped into no-one: Atheist Jesus |
| Jesus Of Suburbia: Patron saint of soccer moms everywhere. | The Holiest of Holy Boy Bands:Premium Jesus |
| Et Jesus: 32-bit Protected Trinity | Disco Jesus' favorite band: The Bee-Jesus |
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Evil Jesus: Careful of this Jesus | You crack my back, I'll crack yours: Chiropractor Jesus |
| Djesus: French Jesus | Irelands Most Popular Jesus: Bjesus |
| Jon Bon Jesus: Clever pun on Jon Bon Jovi. | "Promoting God's chain of Churches: "McJesus |
| lol, Jesus: I don't get it either. | The real reason Christ was crucified: Jesus of Jerusalem |
| Piss Christ: Ewww! | The itchiest of the lot: Morbus Jesus |
| Prehistoric Jesus: The find of the century. | And for anyone we've missed out on: Society of Jesus |
