Template:Wilde/Milk

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“As long as it's warm and furry, I'll grab that sucker and squirt some milk into my glass! Now that's what I call good drinkin'!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Milk

“Milk is the worst thing in the world!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Milk

“Must be that white liquid, foaming at the mouth.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Milk

“I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Milk

“MilkFilk, The Milkman!, and other crazy milkmen. Must be that guy yesterday...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Milk(the Wikipedia vandal)

“Trust me, it's not easy in the least.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Milking