Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
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Once a delcious sandwhich. Now a threat to all life.
[edit] History
All was once good in the world...
The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwich trees grew wild and free, the peasants rejoiced and ate of the plentifull bounty.
However, there was a dark force rising, a beast known only as the demon lord Burger King, an evil nazi.
He burnt the majestic Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch tree forests to the ground, all except for one massive area he fenced in, and surrounded by giant walls and evil knights. He called this area the "Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar" ranch.
He used the sandwhiches to feed his demon army, and fertilized the trees with the corpses of slaughtered peasants, and watered the groves with their blood. This was a horrendous mistake, for the trees grew evil.......the underground root network began to intermingle and fuse, and a new tree appeared in the very center of the Ranch, the old trees slowly died off, while this new, black-barked tree grew larger, and more evil, giving off an unearthly glow.
The demon lord Burger King feared, yes, he FEARED the evil tree, so he struck it, with every iota of his demonic power, and the world trembled. As the smoke cleared, the tree had only grown stronger and larger. The demon lord Burger King fled in fear.
The sky was blackened by storm clouds, and a hurrican ravaged the land. The peasants hid in there bomb shelters and such. The next day, all seemed well, however, in the center of the "Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar" Ranch, the evil tree had borne an evil seed, a massive Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch of PURE EVIL.
This demon sandwich roared out, and the world trembled. As no force of good could defeat it, its reign of chaos and death began unabaded.
Could this new hope...........the Mayonkaizer, be the savor/savior we seek?
Oh yeah, and the dude from Hootie and the Blowfish sung that song in that commercial in 2005.
[edit] Oscar Wilde
The flavor of a Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch is comprable to committing a mortal sin" - Oscar Wilde
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