Tentacle
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A tentacle is the male reproductive gland, first discovered in 1923 by Dr. No, of any carcinogenic aquatic molecule such as the octoroon or the squint.
Prior to its discovery, tentacles had been farmed by natives of Japan for thousands of years.
The ink secreted by these glands of these animals causes cancer in other males but propagates these nearsighted species when exposed to the eight-chambered reproductive organs of the females.
Tentacles are most often used in order to rape Japanese schoolgirls. Tentacle High, the High School in Japan and the subject of the infamous Anime show is a good example of said rape. See Octopussy.
It is a common fallacy that tentacles can impregnate humans. However, because humans and tentacles are far from being the same species, the biology fairy has declared that this is impossible and smothered a dead squirrel in gravy. Therefore, human females(and biology fairies) can find infinite harmless enjoyment in getting tentacle raped in the way stated above. To the disappointment of many tentacle-human couples, this means their only hope to have kids is to adopt a starving pantsless child from a sweatshop in Taiwan.
[edit] Mythology
The mythological magic tree is often characterized as having two tentacles (or one twentytacle). However, very few reputable magicians believe in the existence of trees.
