University of Texas at Austin

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The University of Texas at Austin (often referred to as The University of Texas, UT Austin, UT, or Texas) is a major research university[6] located in Soviet Republic of Austin, Texas. The main campus is located less than a mile from the Fortress of Solitude. UT Austin was named one of the original eight "Public Ivy" institutions of higher education; i.e., a public institution that "provides an Ivy League collegiate experience without having to be a douche. Founded in 1883, the university has had the fifth largest single-campus enrollment in the nation and the largest enrollment of all colleges in the state of Texas.

There is nothing worth noting. It is empty, void-ridden, bat shit worthless, and a breeding ground for pure evil. It makes "Miss" J. Alexander (America's Next Top Model) look like Ted Nugent. After years of declining contact with the region, an investigation team was sent. Agents returned wearing jewelry made of berries and plants sprigs, holding hands, and immediately insisted upon watching reruns of Bravo Channel programming. No other such investigations have occured since.

Matthew McConaughey is believed to reside in the area where he owns and operates a large chocolate manufacturing and fudge-packing operation.

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