Texas War for Independence (video game)
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[edit] Leading Up to War
*T3X has entered the game*
*S4nT4 4NN4 has entered the game*
S4nT4 4NN4: t4ke thiz, u n00bs
*S4nT4 4NN4 makes new constitution*
T3X: dude, wtf? u suk
*T3X attacks Anahuac and Velasco*
*4 damage to S4Nt4 4NN4*
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?!?
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
T3X: r u done?
S4nT4 4NN4: stfu u n00b
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
*S4nT4 4NN4 deploys more troops into Texas*
T3X: alrite, th4t'z it
*T3X takes a cannon from Mexican militia*
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf? giv th4t b4k
T3X: c0m & t3ke it
S4nT4 4NN4: w4t a n00b
*S4nT4 4NN4 has disbanded all Mexican militias*
[edit] War Begins
*StevyB0i has entered the game*
StevyB0i: wut^
T3X: just pwnin sum M3xic4ns
StevyB0i: ur such a n00b
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?!?!?!
*Kurnul D0m1ng0 has entered the game*
Kurnul D0m1ng0: T3X, give that cannon back to the Mexicans (I'm a major n00b I know)
T3X: No, u suk
**Kurnul D0m1ng0 has joined S4nT4 4NN4*
StevyB0i: wtf?!? u n00b
*C4st4ñÁd4 has entered the game*
*C4st4ñÁd4 has joined S4nT4 4NN4*
*C4st4ñÁd4 has sent 100 dragoons to recover the cannon*
StevyB0i: how m4ni ppl r g4rdin the can4n?
T3X: 18
*StevyB0i has buried the cannon and called for militia*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has entered the game*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has joined T3X*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has struck C4st4ñÁd4*
*0 damage to C4st4ñÁd4*
C4st4ñÁd4: u suk S4nT4_4NN4_SUX
*C4st4ñÁd4 has struck S4nT4_4NN4_SUX*
*1 damage to S4nT4_4NN4_SUX*
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: u suk, u shud join us
C4st4ñÁd4: f u
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has unburied the cannon*
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has struck C4st4ñÁd4*
*C4st4ñÁd4 has fled to San Antonio*
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: pwn3d!
S4nT4 4NN4: u n00b! u suk!!!
S4nT4 4NN4: ur fired
*C4stñÁd4 has left the game*
[edit] Early Fighting
*StevyB0i has attacked Bexar*
StevyB0i: w8 4 Gen. C0s to stRv
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: thiz sux, im out
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has left the game*
StevyB0i: wtf?!?! n00b
T3X: biotch
T3X: alrite d00d, wuts our str4t3g again?
StevyB0i: d00d, we w8 til they're stRvd out then crush em u n00b
T3X: thiz sux. y r we 3ven f1ghtn anyway?
T3X: wut was that 4?
StevyB0i: stfu u n00b
JimmyB0i: thiz sux i quit
*JimmyB0i has resigned and gone to Gonzales*
JimmyB0i: StevyB0i, u suk and T3X, ur a n00b
*General Cos has been captured by T3X*
*StevyB0i has taken Bexar*
*96 damage to General Cos' Army. A critical hit*
*General Cos' Army has left the game*
*M3xím4n has entered the game*
M3xím4n: wut^
*M3xím4n has attacked Tampico, Mexico*
*17 damage to Tampico. 74 damage to M3xím4n. A critical hit*
M3xím4n: crap
*M3xím4n has left the game*
S4nT4 4NN4: pwn3ed!!! wut now?!? u st0pid Texans
[edit] The Mexicans Strike Back
*C0s but n0 c3g4r has escaped*
C0s but n0 c3g4r: Bex4r has b33n t4kn. T3x4n rebels hav 4lso b-ten us @ Goliad, & @ wut is nown 4s da Grass Fight.
S4nT4 4NN4: u suk C0s. 1'll crush th3s rebels 1nce & 4 all
*The Mexican Army has moved out from San Luis Potosí*
S4nT4 4NN4: whoa, thiz wether sux
*Yo momma o da Nature has struck S4nT4 4NN4*
*68 damage to S4nT4 4NN4*
S4nT4 4NN4: Yo, T3X, im coming 4 u!!!
T3X: CENSORED
[edit] The Alamo
*Willi has entered the game*
Willi: d00d, y'all n33d sum hlp?
T3X: f ya, lots
JimmyB0i: nobudy startz thiz w/o me
*JimmyB01 has rejoined T3X*
*DavyB0i has entered the game*
StevyB0i: wtf?? quit st3lin my name u n00bs
*DavyB0i has joined T3X*
S4nT4 4NN4: l3tz crush th3z n00bs
*S4nT4 4NN4 has attacked the Alamo*
Willi: o no u dont
*28 damage to S4nT4 4NN4*
S4nT4 4NN4: crap
S4nT4 4NN4: w3 n33d a new pl4n
*S4nT4 4NN4 has begun to lay siege to the Alamo*
Willi: d00d StevyB0i, we n33d hlp
StevyB0i: srry, cannot hlp, cannot br3k thr0 da Mexican Army
Willi: CENSORED
Willi: Hallelujah!!!
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf??? h0w did u br4k thr0 our l1nz?
georgy: i hav my wayz
georgy: i only hav 32 men th0
Willi: thatz ok
S4nT4 4NN4: thatz it, letz end thiz
*S4nT4 4NN4 has broke through!!*
S4nT4 4NN4: ¡¡¡Èl Degüello!!!
Willi: wtf?!?
Willi: no surrender!
DavyB0i: thatz rite
*S4nT4 4NN4 has struck Willi
*74 damage to Willi. A critical hit*
*S4nT4 4NN4 has killed Willi*
Willi: CENSORED
DavyB0i: ur juzt a lil pottymouth 2day rnt ya?
Willi: peace out
*S4nT4 4NN4 has struck JimmyB0i*
*80 damage to JimmyB0i. A critical hit*
*S4nT4 4NN4 has killed JimmyB0i*
JimmyB0i: noooo!
*S4nT4 4NN4 has struck georgy*
*75 damage to georgy. A critical hit*
*S4nT4 4NN4 has killed georgy*
georgy: dang
T3X: d00d S4nT4 4NN4, ur killin all our guys, cut it out
*S4nT4 4NN4 has struck T3X*
*80 damage to T3X. A critical hit*
*S4nT4 4NN4 has killed T3X*
T3X: m3 & my BIG m0uth!
*S4nT4 4NN4 has taken the Alamo*
S4nT4 4NN4: PWN3D!!!
StevyB0i: d00d wtf??? thoz wer my best troops!
S4nT4 4NN4: wut now?!?!
StevyB0i: hey, u lost b-tw33n 600 & 1000 soldiers, now wut!?!?!
S4nT4 4NN4: hey, u lost ur ntire army, wut now?!?!
StevyB0i: Crockett's still alive
*S4nT4 4NN4 has executed DavyB0i*
S4nT4 4NN4: wut waz that?
StevyB0i: thatz it
*The State of Texas has officially signed a Declaration of Independence from Mexico*
[edit] Agua Dulce
*0réa has entered the game*
*0réa has joined S4nT4 4NN4*
0réa: Oye todos
S4nT4 4NN4: Oréa, levante la coasta, y busque a los rebeldes
StevyB0i: wtf???
*S4nT4_4NN4_SUX has rejoined the game*
0réa: sí general
*TheOtherGrant has entered the game*
*TheOtherGran has joined StevyB0i*
TheOtherGrant: What's up. How is everyone? (I'm the most major n00b in the world. Don't make fun of me!)
0réa ¿¿¿qem???
StevyB0i: TheOtherGrant & S4nT4_4NN4_SUX, go get some horses for the army
TheOtherGrant: Right away sir
0réa: ¡perfecto!
*0réa has struck TheOtherGrant*
TheOtherGrant: CENSORED, I'm out of here!
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: wtf?? wher r u goin? ill fite em off
*0réa has struck S4nT4_4NN4_SUX*
*40 damage to S4nT4_4NN4_SUX*
S4nT4_4NN4_SUX: holy CENSORED!!!
0réa: ¡consiga jaime grant!
TheOtherGrant: crap
TheOtherGrant: You won't take me alive!
*0réa has struck TheOtherGrant*
*17 damage to TheOtherGrant*
0réa: su bueno
*24 damage to 0réa*
0réa: ¡tome esto!
*27 damage to TheOtherGrant*
*19 damage to 0réa*
0réa: y esto
*26 damage to TheOtherGrant*
*0réa has killed TheOtherGrant*
0réa: ¡poseído!
StevyB0i: CENSORED
[edit] The Goliad Campaign
*0réa has attacked Frank Johnson and Robert Morris at San Patricio*
*0réa has defeated Texan forces at San Patricio*
*Fannin_T3X4S has entered the game*
*Fannin_T3X4S has joined StevyB0i*
StevyB0i: u can tak command of our force in Goliad
Fannin_T3X4S: of corse
*da_Butler_King has entered the game and joined StevyB0i*
Fannin_T3X4S: d00d, da_Butler_King, go & w4rn da ppl of Refugio ab0ut 0réa
*W4RD has entered the game*
da_Butler_King: yessir
*0réa has attacked da_Butler_King outside of Refugio*
da_Butler_King: d00d Fannin_T3X4S, i n33d sum help man
Fannin_T3X4S: W4RD, go sav him
W4RD: yessir
0réa: ¡tiempo a peseído los nuevos
*0réa has struck da_Butler_King and W4RD*
*18 damage to da_Butler_King*
*17 damage to W4RD*
W4RD: d00d, were runnin out of ammo
da_Butler_King: alrite, u got us
*0réa has won the Battle of Refugio*
0réa: ejecútese ellos
W4RD: wtf???
*0réa has struck da_Butler_King*
*59 damage to da_Butler_King. A critical hit*
*0réa has killed da_Butler_King*
*67 damage to W4RD. A critical hit*
S4nT4 4NN4: u rok 0réa!
*Sam has entered the game*
*Sam has taken over command of the Texan Army*
StevyB0i: peace out
*StevyB0i has left the game*
Sam: Fannin_T3X4S, abandon Goliad & go to da Guadalupe River
Fannin_T3X4S: ok
*0réa has attacked Fannin_T3X4S at the Coleto Creek*
Fannin_T3X4S: CENSORED, hes encircled us
*0réa has struck Fannin_T3X4S*
*69 damage to Fannin_T3X4S. A critical hit*
*90 damage 0réa. A critical hit*
*0réa has received 100 troops and 3 cannons reinforcement*
Fannin_T3X4S: CENSORED. i cannot win. i surrender
0réa: ¡sí!
S4nT4 4NN4: mate a todos los extranjeros rebellious
0réa: con placer, general
Fannin_T3X4S: wut did u say?
S4nT4 4NN4: i said "kill all rebelious foreigners"
Fanin_T3X4S: crap
*0réa has killed Fannin_T3X4S*
Sam: crap
[edit] The Final Battle
Sam: w3 cannot beet em in da open
*T3X has reentered the game and has joined Sam*
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?? you died
T3X: so?
Sam: w3lcum bak. w3 must r3tr3t to da u.s. border
*Settlers have joined Sam in his retreat*
Sam: burn yur cr0ps
*Settlers have burned crops, denying the Mexicans of much needed food*
S4nT4 4NN4: biotch!
S4nT4 4NN4: get 2 Gavelston. ándale
T3X: nows our chance, lets attack
Sam: no dont...ah, wut da hell
*The Mexicans and Texan Rebel armies have engaged at the San Jacinto River*
S4nT4 4NN4: C0s but n0 c3g4r, get ther, now
C0s but n0 c3g4r: Sí señor
*Mexicans have got 540 reinforcements from C0s but n0 c3g4r*
T3X: wtf??? that wuz qwik!
T3X: d00d, Sam, w3 hav got 2 attak
S4nT4 4NN4: men, u can tak a br34k
S4nT4 4NN4: they aint gunna attak our superior force
T3X: Mr. Houston sir, w3 hav got 2 attak now
Sam: no, wait
T3X: general, da nemy is tird frum tehir march. w3 must strike now
Sam: ok. just 2 shut u up, u can attak
T3X: thank u sir
*Sam has struck C0s but n0 c3g4r*
*12 damage to C0s but n0 c3g4r*
C0s but n0 c3g4r: o god!
C0s but n0 c3g4r: S4nT4 4NN4 sir, im under attack
*21 damage to C0s but n0 c3g4r*
*4 damage to Sam*
C0s but n0 c3g4r: S4nT4 4NN4 sir!!!
T3X: Remember the Alamo!
C0s but n0 c3g4r: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
*46 damage to C0s but n0 c3g4r
*5 damage to Sam*
Sam: o god, ive been hit!
S4nT4 4NN4: wtf?!?!?!
S4nT4 4NN4: im out of here!
T3X: o no u dont!
*T3X has captured S4nT4 4NN4*
S4nT4 4NN4: alrite u win
0réa: ¡¿qué?!
S4nT4 4NN4: o go bak home w da rest o us
*Texas has won the game!*
THE END
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