Thailand
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| Motto: "Made In Thailand" "I need your credit card please sir" "How Much Money Can I Steal From You Today?" "May contain Nuts" | |||||
| Anthem: "Sucky Sucky $2, me love you long time sailor, as long as you have money to give me." | |||||
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| Capital | Bang Cock | ||||
| Largest city | Pattaya | ||||
| Official languages | Cussing, Screaming, Yelling, Terrible Karaoke, English, Lao, Thai (unintelligble), Tinglish | ||||
| Government | Democrazy under military and Sagat supervision. Evil Dictatorship | ||||
| -Dictator, Thaksin | Thaksin Shinnawatra, Yul Brynner | ||||
| Official cuisine | A disgusting middle ground between Indian and Chinese. Watch out for peanutbutter tagliatelli. | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Tony Jaa ,Kim Possible, Sagat, Charles Manson | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 495 BC by pissed British socialist soccer hooligan gap year party-goers | ||||
| Currency | Your money and credit cards, as well as Fake t-shirts and Pirated DVDs | ||||
| Religion | Boodism, King Worship, Astrology, Theft, Prostitution, andScientology | ||||
| Major exports | 3% Giant factory warehouses to Japan and Korea, 97% Prostitutes | ||||
| Major imports | Sex Tourists | ||||
“I think Thai boys are kind and passionate. My only complain is that they should quit using guns, box-cutters are a much better choice.”
~ Princess Nevada on Thailand
“ARRGGH there is to many fake women here, I actually am starting to believe there is a higher population of LGBTs in thailand!”
~ Tourist on Thailand
“Poor, sinful creatures.. .”
~ Dalai Llama on Thailand
“I've had enough of these mothafuckin' THAI on this mothafuckin' LAND!”
~ Samuel L. Jackson on Thailand
“I love Bangcock!”
~ Gays or Foreign Gay Pedos on Thailand
“Thailand is one of the few nations left that doesn't hate the USA, that's because they are so poor that they want us to visit and spend more money there.”
~ Captain Obvious on Thailand
“Thailand kicked me out, and all I got was a botched sex-change operation, but luckily for me I confessed to a murder of a little girl I didn't kill, and the USA paid for my first class plane ticket with all the booze I can drink and all the caviar I can eat, to stand trial and waste taxpayer's dollars. Thanks Thailand!”
~ John Mark Carr on Thailand
Thailand is a very sexy, but mean country in Suwannabhumi, in the polar regions near the equator. Everyone in Thailand wears a thai, both men and women, as casual clothing is one of the country's most favorite sports. They also eat Thai most of the time. Thai people are once in a very rare while kind and generous, but have cold mean hearts...for most of time. However, if you win a lottery, you will see an even higher amount of the greedy side of Thai people. Half of Thai people will claim they're related to you (being your missing dad, reincarnation of your dog, your old car reborn into a human, whatever) and now need some cash now. The other half will just dauntless ask you to share some of your winning cash (at gunpoint). If you refuse, or give them too little cash, they will insult you, call you a mean person and even threaten to harm you. In fact, they are so hungry for extra cash, they may even kill you. The typical Thai's hunger of (your) money is unprecedented, and as soon as they see that you have some, they will extract every penny (or Baht) that you have. One of the traits of Thailand, is that due to rampant dishonesty in their culture, you are likely to be harmed whenever interacting with them (unless you pay them off). Doing business in Thailand is considered about as safe as doing business in Nigeria or San Quentin Prison.
One must be extremely careful with Thai women, as many of them that seek out foreigners for relationships only do so for financial reasons. Since many Thai women have financial problems or live in poverty, many of them will use foreigners as a ticket for financial gain. For many Thai women, money is far more important than love, honesty, or trust in a relationship. Many Thai women are known as gold diggers, so be careful of this prior to dating one. In general, it is important to realize that most Thai women judge people by the size of their wallets and bank accounts, and not by their personality or heart. If you (as a foreigner) decide to have a relationship with a Thai woman, you absolutely must get as much information on the parents. In many cases in Thailand, when a woman dates a foreigner, the parents will often step in and attempt to use their daughter to extract as much money as possible from you. A good recommendation in checking the parents out would be to verify that they have agood credit, the housing and/or car payments are up to date, etc. Failure to do a background check on the parents could end up being devasting. On the contrary, if in the exremely rare event that the woman and her parents checkout good and have financial stability, than a relationship with a Thai woman can be very rewarding, but be advised, this is very very rare that both the woman and the parents will checkout good, so be very careful.
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[edit] History
Thailand, often called "Toyland", "Tieland", "Thighland", "Theifland" or "Taiwan", was founded during the lunch break, a.k.a. gin khao tieng, by Sgt Peppers and Yul Brynner in the 500000000s. It was originally called Siam by Yul Brynner, who renamed himself King Mongkut of Siam. It was renamed later due to the ties being sold, the Mauy Thai Thighs, and the massive hail storms. The main reason for founding Thailand was to find a suitable place for troops in a Hot War like Vietnam. As air-conditioners were too heavy to carry, they were placed in circle called Nana-plaza near Bangkok.
is the capital of Thailand, founded by King Llama (also known as Llama the Great). He's the one who started the Thai tradition of ramming whores on gunpoint and then arresting them for prostitution. This city has the longest name in the world, which is usually shortened as "Bang-cock". Thai people normally called "Krungthep Mahanakorn" shorten and normally say "Krung Thep" ; the full name of this city is even long enough to compose one song. The full name is "Krungthep mahanakhorn bowornrattanakosin mahintara yutthaya mahadilok pop nopparat ratchathani burirom udomratchaniwet mahasathan amornpiman avatarnsathit sakkathattiya visnukarmprasit." Thailand is also known as the "Land of Smiles" and "Land of Thieves" Thai people are so "kind" and "friendly", therefore foreigners (affectionately called the farang by the Thai people and also think that "farangs" are stupid asses with wads of cash in their pockets) think they are stupid, which they are not... really... seriously. Thais are not well educated though, as most have to pay for school after junior high, and thus many cannot afford to go to high school or college. Their evil government provides no help to its citizens to get better educated, so many have to steal from each other to survive....but they love their king, who gives a lot of money away to very poor voters and beneficently allows access to internet resources which don't criticise him.
Thai people celebrate New Years on April 15th, it used to be April 1st but was moved to avoid confusion with April Fool's day. They call the event Songkran and use it as an excuse to squirt and throw water on everyone and throw white talcum powder in people's faces, and then in another New Years's tradition they like to rob and mug each other.
The Thai military fights wars using elephants and Martial Artists known as Mauy Thai warriors and your credit card. The Elephant is used as a tank, and the Muay Thai Warriors are used to protect the elephant from being hurt by the enemy, and your credit card is used to feed their elephants. If you wonder why they cannot buy expensive tanks, it is because Thailand is a second world nation with a OK economy. Mauy Thai is a kickboxing style of martial arts with a knee kick that is as deadly as being hit by a car. Many Fight Clubs exist in Thailand where Muay Thai warriors can fight each other and Thai people can bet on the fights.
Thailand's government is known for their evil cunningness and corruptness. It pioneered the sneaky bomb which was demonstrated to the world in 2004 when in a mass military exercise, millions of what appeared to be folded paper cranes made of paper, were dropped in mass onto the helpless people (and revolting citizens) of Southern Thailand. The paper paper cranes were publicized heavily as a peace-offering. Thus far, the birds have caused only avian flu. The Thai government is renowned worldwide for their absurd corruptness and unreliability. A long-time Thai tradition include Coup-d-tats, hostile takeovers, and human rights violations.
In 2005, Thailand was the first country to be liberated under the Butterfly Ban due to the Thais possession of numerous butterflies whose effect could have been disastrous on the free world.
In the year of 2006, Thai people were brainwashed to overthrow their own government. This event reminds some educated Thai scholars of the Dark October 14th in the past. Even though Thai people had studied these historical events in school, and watched Thai History Channel on a daily basis, they still repeated the same mistake. Aside from the government overthrown, Thai historians also came up with an analysis about the leader of the country that 98.67% of the prior prime ministers of Thailand are hated, this is much like the USA in which 98.67% of prior and current US Presidents are hated by the US people. Thus, Thai prime ministers were never good enough for Thai people, though the country is Democratic and the majority of the people chose the prime ministers themselves. Nobody told that to the King, who says Thailand is a Kingdom and a Constitutional Monarchy much like the United Kingdom appears to be, only the British Queen does not overthrow the government every decade or so like the King of Thailand does.
The Ex-Prime Minster Thaksin Shinawatra only embezzled 100 trillion Thai Baht, about $10 billion in US Dollars, and made 300 trillion Baht in an insider-trading deal with the Thai T&T Phone company being sold to Singapore or $30 billion US Dollars, for a grand total of $40 billion US Dollars making him the richest man in Thailand. He also had 237 affairs with interns, breaking the previous world record held by Bill Clinton.
The land is severely cursed, as well as its inhabitants. There is old manuscript how one shall become messiah by kill more than one hundred Thai people as God pissed by their existance. Current state of Thailand is uncertain, some Whales believe that Thailand no longer exists in material realm and has now become pocket domain in some RPG. The prime ministers of Thailand are usaully mistaken to be Dark Lords, while the truth is that there is no real dark lord of Thailand. All Thai people suffer from curse as if there were dark lord. They must be in endless revolution. Drive away a prime minister, then worship new guy like he is the saint, then think he is Satan and drive him away again.
Currently Yul Brynner came back from the dead to claim the title of Rama and clean up the corruption in Thailand, western style. Despite not having any hair on his head, and with a rifle in his hand and that of many friends, he fought the corruption that Thaksin Shinawatra left in the Police department and government offices loyal to Thaksin Shinawatra, by rounding them all up and throwing them in jail.
However, there were old ruin that suggest Thailand was once a glorious land inhabit by truly peaceful and benevolent people with, now lost, advance civilization. The pottery discovered in ruin show very creative painting as oppose to current Thai people, who are mere plagiarists (this article is proof by itself). What happen to these people, which called True Thai by some Whales? The ancient manuscript suggest that when current Thai people, the savage babarian of ancient era, drived away from ancient China by the emperor who sick of their never ending Coup plan. They flee to Thailand and saved by True Thai. In Thai's tradition way of thank, they steal the land from the True Thai people. Whatever happen to True Thai people is left in mystery, though it certain to be origin of the curse upon this once beautiful land. The famous evil tomes claim that Thai people are God's fail creation. They lack soul and only cherish art in a purely receptive way or plagiarism.
[edit] Economy
90% of Thailand's Economy originates from selling fake doctorates, fake t-shirts and dvd's. One can go to Thailand and buy one for just one american dollar (You can do a lot of things with just one American Dollar at Thailand). The other 10% got loss because Dr.Taksin shinnawatra , as known as Frank the ManCity FC owner, doesn't pay his tax for goverment. Thailand's economy, however, continues to thrive, fueled primarily from theft and robbery from each each other. Also, a popular source of government revenue comes from thefts of its citizens.
Thailand has a very unusual tax structure. The Thai government collects taxes similar to many other countries, but they also have a creative method for tax collection. Thailand is one of the only countries in the world were government workers will dress up as muggers and robbers and steal money at gunpoint from their various citizens and visitors. According to the Thai government, it is called 'creative taxation'...with no forms to fill out or send in...just hand the money over and you are all set.
Beware when using credit cards in Thailand. A popular Thai sport is credit card theft. Thais like to compete with each to see who can steal the most credit card numbers and PINs. When ever you see a Thai take your credit card (such as at a department store or restaurant) and take it to the back or register for processing, they run it through a machine that gathers all of the personal information, that way, they can use it again without your knowledge. They have competitions throughout Thailand to see who can steal the most credit card numbers and PINs.
Other things you can buy with a dollar at Thailand: 1. policewoman 2. nurse 3. hard gay - security guard 4. woman 5. PS3 6. submarine 7. black hawk 8. bandana with slogan " Taksin GET OUT " 9. lobster dinner
Thailand thrives on tourism and sex change operations, it is estimated that as much as 137% of their GNP is from the sextourist industry. A majority of the tourists who come to Thailand are single old fat men seeking sex- which can be found abundantly in Thailand. Prostitution is not only a major economic phenomena in Thailand, for many of the women, it is a past-time and hobby. However, please do not assume that every attractive Thai woman is a prostitute, as they saying goes- "Just because most raindrops are wet doesn't mean they ALL are."
Telemarketing Hub
After the 1997 economic crisis of Asia, telemarketing companies offering investments in offshore stocks had mushroomed in the Thai capital. To state upfront, they were neither moral nor legal business operations, albeit held offices in conspicuous high rise office buildings - minus registration with the government's securities agency. If you had the chance to talk with the operators and bosses of these "companies," they were obviously from Australia, New Zealand and England. And they would have been the American Job Outsourcing hub had they been speaking more English than say, for example, the Filipinos.
[edit] Cities
- Banged cock
- Fuck it and its sister city Phuc Mi.
- Pattaya
- Chiang Mai
[edit] Government
The Thai government consists of an executive, judiciary, and masturbatory branch. The masturbatory branch decides which politicians aren't allowed penis enlargements.
Erections in Thailand are run by monks, who distribute Viagra and hardcore drugs to upcountry folks for re-election campaigns. It has been said to increase elderly voter interest in national erections fourfold.
[edit] The coup
On Friday 13th Octember 2006 and a half, Thaksin Shinawatra flew to Dagobah to join the annual square faced men's conference. A muslim general realized that Thaksin steal his shoelace and decided to stage a coup. Initially, nobody wanted to join but after he threatened to detonate a bomb destroying every single PS2s in Thailand, he had the support of most of the country. The General, with his latest weapon, a Leann Rimes-looking monitor lizard that sounds like James Blunt making out with a frog, kills all opposing forces. However, no blood was shed, hence the name "Bloodless coup". In the process he reveals his real identity: Tom Cruise.
Hence, Thailand's religion of Buddhism is changed to Scientology, although 99% of the people don't know what the hell that is. The General names The Backstreet Boys as the new Prime Ministers. Immediately, the boys starts talking about some Tom Yum Kung place. This enraged Jackie Chan and he joins the Southern Separatists, led by Count Dooku. On them, the Separatists have been killing people in the South by playing them music by Paris Hilton.
Following these events Sagat was woken from his crystal palace under Bangkok. Sagat rose up and nailed Cruise with a TIGER Uppercut, heavily scarring his chest. Sagat proceeded to tour Thailand, beating anyone who got in his way with a single TIGER Uppercut and in the process re-establishing his iron rule over the nation.
Anyways, elections are expected "soon", meaning my great grandson's much younger gay friend will probably get a driver's license before that.
[edit] Prime Ministers
- 1725-1730 Crazy John
- 1730-1946 Sagat - following World War Two Sagat retired to his crystal prison to sleep until mankind learnt to live in peace and harmony, appointing John Lennon as 'Special Hippy Prime Minister of Peace and Harmony'.
- 1946-1964 John Lennon
- 1964-1967 Mitch Chaibutcha
- 1967-1974 Yoko Ono
- 1974-1984 Travis Beckle
- 1984-1990 Sean Bean
- 1990-2001 Tiger Woods
- 2001-2006 Thaksin Shinawatra- first ever Prime Minister to be Cambodian born Laotian bred. Thailand entered the Square age during his time. Abolished by a coup
- 2006-2007 Sir Thomas of Cruise
- 2007-2007 Sagat - decided that peace and harmony wasn't for him after all.
- 2007-Present Raptor Jesus - no other better place to retire.
[edit] Corruption
There are a multitude of cases concerning corruption in The Royal Thai Police. This involves setting people up as drugs dealers and pedophiles. Further there is some disturbing evidence that some members of the Thai Police have been associated to the 'Body Parts' (Human Organs) business. Their Police force should be disbanded and the corruption removed so a new Thai Police force may be formed to provide ethical and morally correct policing in Thailand. Sadly the Thai Police are the mafia in Thailand, much like the Mexican Police are in Mexico. Replacing their figurehead does not find a satisfactory solution to mass corruption. The Thai Police sometimes ban Thais girls from having farang (foreign) boyfriends or husbands. It is a matter of ownership rights. Thailand, unfortunately, is one of the most corrupt countries on earth....you are not a real Thai if you are not dishonest.
[edit] Climate, Weather, and Wildlife of Thailand
There are almost eight species of bears in Thailand: Elephant bear (also known as Chang), Singha bear, Leo bear, Tiger bear, Archa bear, Care Bear, Cheers bear and Heineken bear (imported one). None is dangerous, (although sometimes when you meet a Chang before bed, you wake up feeling trampled.) Some single Thai locals have Bears as everyday snack. Recently, a species know as Carlsberg bear became extinct, much to the disgust of some locals.
As the name might suggest, Thailand is a cold, desolate place, and the weather always consists of Hail and something else. The "something else" can be rain, snow, sleet, or cats and dogs. After many years of using the full title, "The Hail and Land", the country's name was abbreviated to the current form. When it rains, it floods. Much of Thailand resembles New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina when it rains. The Thai government just throws dirt on all of the roads, after laying down a giant plastic pipe to work as a drain. Businesses stay where they are, and delivery people drive their motorcycles over the plastic pipe and dirt mounds between them and the road, covered with more dirt. The dirt is used to fill in potholes, but when it rains it turns into mud and is very hard to drive in. Did I mention there are no 4X4 Monster Trucks in Thailand? Just 2 cylinder engines and one wheel drive and a small car that only short people fit into, unless you drive a Tuk Tuk in which case it is a three wheel golf cart with a lawnmower engine. Uh yeah, avoid pot holes. I would say drive on the sidewalks, but there aren't any sidewalks. Just gutters big enough for water to drain into the sewer. Believe it or not, this is actually progress, Thai people used to ride boats on a river to get to one place or another. Now the boats are tied together and used as bridges to get to shopping centers across a river like Big-C for 1 Baht (worth about 3 US cents) toll charge.
It is inhabited by scary looking things known as Ladymen who account for 100% of profit in the sex industry area. Oddly enough the Ladymen all look like Michael Jackson.
[edit] Language
The official language of Thailand is taiwanese (not to be confused with thai). Often, people who have lived in Thailand are asked if they can speak taiwanese, but often reply with a phrase simalar to, "You mean Thai?". This is a very common inside joke that Thailanders play on everyone outside of Thailand to trick them (Mostly for fun, but to also laugh with their Thailanese friends about it later). Thier language is also called thailandish, or siamese if you please. Other languages of Thailand include yelling, cursing, screaming, and temper tantrums. Thais are among the angriest people on the planet. Pissing off a Thai is insanely dangerous, perhaps more dangerous than walking down a Baghdad street in red white and blue.
English-Taiwanese Dictionary
- "Hello"- sa wadee crap (for men) sa wadee kah (for women). (Also sounds best if used with a thick southern American accent).
- "What?!"- ow.
- "I love you"- Soakabroke saparote.
- "Keep talking"- Ngiap.
- "Come here"- By! By! By diaw nii!
- "You're Beautiful"- Khun pen quiaw naam.
Other official languages of Thailand include Yelling, Screaming, Cursing, Terrible Karaoke, Laos, Thai, Thainglish, Malay, Sign language, Sanskrit, Pali, Mon, Hmong, Akha, Lanna Thai, Karien, Khmer, Klingon, Burmese, Japanese, and Chinese. The later two languages are spoken by the owners of many businesses who immigrated to Thailand in order to exploit the people there for cheaper labor. You need to understand all languages, so you can stay in Thai without language-barriers. You will be totally cool guy in Thailand if you speak more than four languages in one sentence. The examples
| Number of languages | 4 |
| Whole sentence | เราต้องการให้คุณซื้อการ์ตูนหน้าปากซอย |
| literate | I want you to buy me a comic book ... |
| Thai IPA | เราต้องการให้คุณซื้อการ์ตูนหน้าปากซอย |
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Thai people always use word twice for no reason i.e. chill chill, same same, bye bye
Example for indoor activities:
- "A drink for you."
- "ไปนั่งชิวๆ-Pai nang chill chill." (Get drunk without loud music) (Probably chill out...with some lounge music)
Example for outdoor activities:
- "How are you."
Example for Soi Cow-Boy activities:
- "Oops! I found America."
- "Tom Tom Where you go last night."
Example when Thai people say Hi to each other:
- Zup Yo! (which stands for "What's up? Yo Yo Man!!"
Example for explanation of car-crash accident
- "One car go. One car garden come. Two car Krom!!" (A crash of 2 cars that come from opposite directions)
Example for asking where the bathroom is:
- "Key Thak!"
[edit] Edu-gay-shun in Thailand
Everyone here can get Doctor´s Degree. (It is policy of the Prime Minister, who is, of course, a Doctor from an unknown University) The most famous Ph.D Doctor is Dr. Chalerm. He is a Doctor in family Education. When you get a Ph.D., Doctor becomes your first name (e.g. Doctor Suvarn), unless you have police or military rank, in which case you use your rank (e.g. Thaksin, Chalerm). You can also buy one on the street for a dollar, with choice of fake university seal.
In Thailand, you can also take Nazism classes. Do not be alarmed hearing Thai men speaking of worshipping Hitler or another nazi. Their moms like it, too.
The teachers of Thailand who teach Nazism also believe in KKK and are anti-semitist, anti-christ, resulting in deformed, disturbed beings, known as Thai people. (They are far courteous and kind than Xtians anyway!)
[edit] Rape is legal
Rape is legal in Thailand, according to Thai soap opera. Whenever rape occur it's because...
- the girl is evil and deserve to get raped as punishment.
- if the girl isn't evil, she's already in love with rapist and it isn't rape at all, actually.
- If the the girl isn't evil and doesn't love the rapist already, she will discover joy of Sex and eventually fall in love with rapist anyway.
- If the girl isn't evil and will never fall in love with rapist, she will give birth to a very graceful child (ussaully a protagonist of the soap opera). This is rare case, actually. Most of good girl will get rescued on time (unless the rapist is a good guy, irony?).
Whatever, rape isn't crime and it's acceptable (with Child porn become more and more popular, it's very interesting).
Note to tourist, underage Japaneese girls are the most favor victim for Thai rapist. Mainly because they will cry i-tai (イタイ), in lovely tone, which fufil their racism desire.
[edit] Vehicle
The most popular vehicle in Thailand is Battle Tank, Star destroyer and X-wing.
But all of them are very expensive, the poor guys always riding the Mammoth and T-rex. The pigs and elephants are also very popular alternative options for Thai people in crowded city.
[edit] Fun Facts about Thailand
- The national Singer is Tata Young, though considerable group of people prefer Freddie Mercury more since he's less-hairy.
- The national Young Singer is Mr.D (A.K.A. Mr.Dum, Mr.Dark, Go Inter, ดำเกิน), whose believed to be illegal son of Mr. T.
- The national High School Text Book is White Road and Last Fantasy which inspired the mega-hit video game, Final Fantasy (we are the original, really...).
- The national Food are Tom Yum Goong, Mama, and Stir-fried Cat.
- The national King Kong is Paradon Srichapan. Very generous person, he donated $243 for Tsunami (that's $243 more than the Lieutenant Colonel Dr. Taksin Shinawat, the former Prime minister of Thailand) relief and spent the rest of his money on his brand new Ferrari. :p
- The national Actress is Chuan Leekpai, her famous quote is "Sorry but no apology".
- The national favorite Music is Indy and favorite song is "The Lads Eat Stir-fried Cat".
- "The Lads Eat Stir-fried Cat" is so popular song, and there was a plan for "Cannibal Dude" which is an expansion movie.
- The national favorite TV Program is Soap Opera, though Child porn has noticeable share in market.
- The national favourite jam is "Traffic Jam" (Not quite like Strawberry Jam)
- The national Pet is "Copycat".
- Thai people smile a lot because they don't know what to do :). Hence, the land of smile.
- The national hobby for Thai nerds ["Grian","เกรียน"] (A term for referring to elementary - pre High school male students) is MMOG (Massive Multiplayer Online Game) in which they are very capable on gold & item farming and bot controlling.
- The most nonsense reality show of Thailand is Thailand this week (เมืองไทยรายสัปดาห์). It's TV show for Roricon.
- Only Thai people know that '555' used in chatroom is equal to laughter "HA HA HA!!!" (which is the way we pronounce the number).
- Leader of Down Syndrome Rebellion is, Pedophile, Sondhi Limthongkul.
- All Thai boardcast TV are required to censor alcohol drinking, and cigaratte smoking to prevent child immitation. When actors/actresses smoke or drink alcohol there will be a mosaic covered their mouths. Children will think that if they smoke or drink, a mosaic will appear and cover their face rendering them uncool.
- In every Thai movie there has to be a joke on transsexuals.
- Thai soap operas are deeply unamusing especially when they try to make you laugh with old fashioned jokes.
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